Was going to suggest these and Parking Panda as well.

Tax will probably be repealed by the time anyone reads this. Preckwinkle’s done a poor job of making it stick.

I’ll go Portillo’s Cake Shake.

Another renovation...

If you want to avoid ridicule, do not ask for ketchup on a hot dog.

Nicolas Flamel, the creator of the Sorcerer’s (or Philosopher’s) Stone, will play a role in the sequel.

Eyeteeth.

So Batman is now Judge Death?

Don’t laugh. Penguin Classics will publish her works in their upcoming “Masters of the Obvious” series.

I totally miss my Element. Bye, bye Toaster.

I kinda lost interest the last Top Gear series. It was just TOO MUCH PERSONALITY. It sounds like they haven’t dialed it back at all.

I’m so glad. I haven’t seen enough discussions about Netflix’s ‘groundbreaking’ series.

Will this keep my 15 year old 7 pound tortie from attempting to kill my 5 year old 16 pound black male? Seriously, she’s a fucking warrior and will not give up until she gets what she wants or the objective has been obliterated.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the next Attorney General of the United States.

If you have space.

If you have space.

I’m not saying that everyone who hates the NBA is racist. But every racist definitely, absolutely hates the NBA.

Lighten up, Francis.

This is a genius move.

You’re making me cry over the loss of Long Grove apple cider donuts... but even worse was the loss of Quig’s Orchard, which was about 3 miles north-east, and had the greatest apple cider donuts known to man.

Haiti and Puerto Rico are very different. Haiti is a sovereign nation, which means that it can ask the UN directly for help. Countries pledge money, then renege on the pledges until the next disaster.