Man this is half terrible, half decent advice.

The correct answer is Trader Joe’s Joe O’s. Costs about half of what Cheerios cost and they taste loads better.

Between 1998 to 2001, nearly 30 people were killed or injured by captive tigers in the U.S. alone.

How late did this thing run?

What is it with Reps from Texas? Between this jagoff and Louie Gohmert, they act as if stupidity is an endangered natural resource.

When I was a kid, the Taco John’s chain started their “Taco Tuesday” radio spots (KKLS, Rapid City SD, the Ugly Trucker) with people chanting “Taco teeeeeewwwsssdayyyy, taco teeeeewwwssssdddaaayyyyy”. Not surprisingly, it was successful and I heard that ad for years. 

Crap Films, Crap Followers. Stands to reason, Robert.

I can’t disagree with 148 of the 150 albums. Radiohead Art Rock be damned. I saw them on The Bends tour and knew that the bus was passing me by.

Why bother at all? If you’re impatient but want to be spoon-fed, there’s a flash card deck in Mrs. Johnson’s desk. It’s one blank card.

Then why is it called a ‘brown star’?

Parents who don’t want to discipline their kids are going to tell them, “If I am hands-off, you’ll be a star.”

I bought one for my desk. Six bucks and all that. I listen with corded headphones, and the tine on the left side blocks the headphone jack on my iPhone6. However, the tine is narrow enough that it will fit between plugged-in headphones and charger.

I bought one for my desk. Six bucks and all that. I listen with corded headphones, and the tine on the left side…

This man *knows*

Mattresses.

Yes, but what caused atomic weapons proliferation? Strawberry Jam. What brought the Black Plague to Europe all three times? Raspberry Jam. What caused the Seasons 5, 6, and 7 of The Office? Blackberry Jam.

::: starting the bus now :::

• Spread the condiments evenly over the entire surface of the bread.

When Hawk calls a game, you get your wish.

But they’re showing signs of life much earlier than anticipated.

Frightened how good the Twins have been this year, in year 2 of rebuild.