Ohhhhh man. Going to see the Cubs v Sox game on the 26th. Hope Quintana’s pitching and the Sox hit the shit out of him.

Nobel Prize for Coffee goes Fin’s MiL.

Yeah, you guys didn’t need to do this.

“We tried,” said the court after the boy died.

Goddammit.

I couldn’t hear clearly, but did she apologize for winning?

Can attest to the deliciousness of the Applegate Uncured. Mrs. Jabroni and I have been enjoying them for some time.

Rich Pricks and Rich Prick wannabees. I can hardly imagine the conversation, the clinking of checkbooks, the donations, the laughter, the laughter.

So when the stock tumbles, you can just say, “Sorry kid. But if I bought you that toy, you would have broken it in a month anyway. This way, you don’t have to feel bad. Now, let me show you how to handicap horses...”

No, I hate having my picture taken. Leave me out of your posterical needs.

Mmmmmmonzaaaa!

I’d just call the undertaker. Advance notice.

Except for

Pretty sure that’s true.

It’s been done:

I was having serious back problems a few years ago. I found a copy of Rodney Yee’s “Yoga For Back Care” and it helped tremendously. If you have Amazon Prime, you can stream it for free, I think. It’s a little new-agey in the VO, but the poses and the transitions are solid.

“Oh, she’s a hero. She can’t get married to the person she loves, but she’s a hero.”

I feel pretty much the opposite.

From what I read, they gave Benetti a one year contract last year as a try-out. Hawk did all the road games and Benetti did the home games.

Or you could just...