Benetti and Stone are my favorite announcers. Stone of course has the pitching knowledge but understands the game, the politics of the front office, and has a wicked sense of humor.

Good tip.

Also, replace the batteries twice a year. I do it when at the Daylight Savings Time switch. Even if your detectors have a main power supply, it’s better to be safe than sorry.

I prefer Bandcamp myself.

Jesus man. How did you not win the Nobel for Chemistry?

Hangovers. Marmite is magic with hangovers.

Did you see it?

I dunno. I wanted to see it, but now...

Rich Prick, Jr. incoherently claims Rich Prick is innocent? Rich prick apple doesn’t fall far from the rich prick tree.

Never ever work for family or family-owned companies. You’ll get shafted, irrespective of your gene pool. Six months is not an unreasonable time to show that you’ve got chops and that it’s time to put a plan in place to get your salary up to what it should be per industry.

Yep. The ACLU has gone to bat for the KKK, defending their right to free speech. And of course, you’re allowed to counter protest:

Putin was doing this on Sunday night when Megyn Kelly fell asleep after asking him questions. The JFK assassination links to the alleged implication of Russian hacking in the last election?

I really dislike the IoT. Solving problems that never existed.

Used to be.

I need an explainer as to why this needs an explainer.

If your HOA just does what they’re supposed to, they’re pretty nice. Mrs. Jabroni is president of our HOA, and they bring her barges of gold and myrrh twice a week.

My vision is blurry this morning due to allergies. I keep reading “Stop Moving Your Lawn”.

Welcome to “Bong Chat” with Drew Magary.

The Bureau of Land Management sure has changed.

Welcome to Grade 5, girls.