By ‘intense’, we mean ‘Lots of characters, arcs, setpiece fights that don’t add to the plot, setups for the next 94 movies. By the time your grandchildren are dead, we should have wrung every last penny out of your family. Peter Jackson got nothing on us.’

Between 1998 to 2001, nearly 30 people were killed or injured by captive tigers in the U.S. alone.

Ahhh... not just no, but fuck no.

“Seems a bit overqualified to me.”

So happy about this.

How late did this thing run?

What is it with Reps from Texas? Between this jagoff and Louie Gohmert, they act as if stupidity is an endangered natural resource.

When I was a kid, the Taco John’s chain started their “Taco Tuesday” radio spots (KKLS, Rapid City SD, the Ugly Trucker) with people chanting “Taco teeeeeewwwsssdayyyy, taco teeeeewwwssssdddaaayyyyy”. Not surprisingly, it was successful and I heard that ad for years. 

Crap Films, Crap Followers. Stands to reason, Robert.

I can’t disagree with 148 of the 150 albums. Radiohead Art Rock be damned. I saw them on The Bends tour and knew that the bus was passing me by.

All of them. None of them. Let’s move on.

It’s a bit like the line from The Simpsons when they’re trying to name the barber shop group:

They put a lot more thought into the ad then they did GoTG2 script. Make my minted Marvel.

Why bother at all? If you’re impatient but want to be spoon-fed, there’s a flash card deck in Mrs. Johnson’s desk. It’s one blank card.

Then why is it called a ‘brown star’?

It’s a shortage of actual crime wherein Officer Planty isn’t involved, getting promoted, etc. It’s not about policing. It’s about Officer Planty’s needs.

Parents who don’t want to discipline their kids are going to tell them, “If I am hands-off, you’ll be a star.”

My ex-BiL is an anesthesiologist in the UK. But back in the 1990's, he was a deep sea diver, and did some work correcting dive tables. From that, he got a gig with the Royal Navy in their hyperbaric medicine unit in Portsmouth, I think.

I bought one for my desk. Six bucks and all that. I listen with corded headphones, and the tine on the left side blocks the headphone jack on my iPhone6. However, the tine is narrow enough that it will fit between plugged-in headphones and charger.

I bought one for my desk. Six bucks and all that. I listen with corded headphones, and the tine on the left side…

Not a Family Guy fan, so all this stuff is new to me. What a great sense of humor. He must have been fun to be around.