I just found my train reading for the rest of the summer. This is going to be a gas. And I love the artwork.

This man *knows*

Mattresses.

I would watch the shit out of that. Esp. when he’d bust the fourth wall and chase the new show runner around with a meat cleaver.

Yes, but what caused atomic weapons proliferation? Strawberry Jam. What brought the Black Plague to Europe all three times? Raspberry Jam. What caused the Seasons 5, 6, and 7 of The Office? Blackberry Jam.

::: starting the bus now :::

• Spread the condiments evenly over the entire surface of the bread.

Help. Him.

“Why are people laughing and why are the generals clapping?”

So. Much. Fun.

Disclaimer: I managed to watch most of the first season, but gave up before the finale.

When Hawk calls a game, you get your wish.

But they’re showing signs of life much earlier than anticipated.

Frightened how good the Twins have been this year, in year 2 of rebuild.

Ohhhhh man. Going to see the Cubs v Sox game on the 26th. Hope Quintana’s pitching and the Sox hit the shit out of him.

Nobel Prize for Coffee goes Fin’s MiL.

FACT: Disney likes money.

Nuts. ::: huge frown :::

I love Paul Winfield. Dude’s been killing it as a character actor for decades now.

You forgot: all of the music on offer. Terrible.