This is excellent!

This is the best thing I’ve read in months.

Spoilers in the title and the first paragraph?

Milk those characters for all they are worth. Squeeze every nickel out of them.

Virgin is a hyperglobalmegamart. In the UK, Virgin has trains, planes, rekkid stores, rekkid labels... it’s easier to look at the Virgin Group listing.

“Oh, she’s a hero. She can’t get married to the person she loves, but she’s a hero.”

I feel pretty much the opposite.

From what I read, they gave Benetti a one year contract last year as a try-out. Hawk did all the road games and Benetti did the home games.

Or you could just...

Benetti and Stone are my favorite announcers. Stone of course has the pitching knowledge but understands the game, the politics of the front office, and has a wicked sense of humor.

Good tip.

Also, replace the batteries twice a year. I do it when at the Daylight Savings Time switch. Even if your detectors have a main power supply, it’s better to be safe than sorry.

I prefer Bandcamp myself.

“That’s what Jesus said, sir.”

“That’s not a question I need answered.”

Jesus man. How did you not win the Nobel for Chemistry?

All things in time. I wonder if RICO would apply?

Hangovers. Marmite is magic with hangovers.

Did you see it?

I dunno. I wanted to see it, but now...