Rich Prick, Jr. incoherently claims Rich Prick is innocent? Rich prick apple doesn’t fall far from the rich prick tree.

Lobbying hard with Mrs. Jabroni to *not* see this film.

I love this movie. I saw it at The Davis over on Lincoln Ave in Chicago one night and had a blast.

Please, can we get to 90's music fetishism as a marketing tie-in to a Netflix program I’ve never watched? I’d like to rehash all the complaints about long boxes.

Never ever work for family or family-owned companies. You’ll get shafted, irrespective of your gene pool. Six months is not an unreasonable time to show that you’ve got chops and that it’s time to put a plan in place to get your salary up to what it should be per industry.

I want to be your friend.

Yep. The ACLU has gone to bat for the KKK, defending their right to free speech. And of course, you’re allowed to counter protest:

Putin was doing this on Sunday night when Megyn Kelly fell asleep after asking him questions. The JFK assassination links to the alleged implication of Russian hacking in the last election?

I really dislike the IoT. Solving problems that never existed.

Used to be.

I don’t know anything about the casting hullaballoo (and I really don’t care).

I need an explainer as to why this needs an explainer.

How were GovCloud credentials allowed to access S3 domain servers / services? There should be a hard wall that prevents crosstalk.

If your HOA just does what they’re supposed to, they’re pretty nice. Mrs. Jabroni is president of our HOA, and they bring her barges of gold and myrrh twice a week.

My vision is blurry this morning due to allergies. I keep reading “Stop Moving Your Lawn”.

See, I really did not like Babs. I felt she was just OTT for its own sake, and her character as a crazy person was not at all interesting. Did it get more interesting than the crazed sex kitten?

I sorta lost the thread in March 2016 when my DVR died and all the eps I had for that series were lost, but never got back to it. Is it worth it to track down and watch the hot mess that is Gotham? I was enjoying the series up to that point. It’s so crazy stupid and a hot mess that I was really enjoying the…

This means as much as pre-season football. I’m sorry that Marvel has turned a stable of characters into “Wouldn’t it be cool if Spider-Man was bitten by a radioactive Pop-Tart?” Then you’d see all the Spider-Man flavored Pop-Tarts in your grocer’s shelves.

Welcome to “Bong Chat” with Drew Magary.

The Bureau of Land Management sure has changed.