fatherjabroni
fatherjabroni
fatherjabroni

Oh. Well, I don’t have to start watching, then. Thanks.

Welcome to Grade 5, girls.

Sure. Why the hell not? No sense in taking the woman’s depression, addiction, mental illness seriously.

Maybe it’s just the jetlag, but this looks dire. Simply dire.

I didn’t give a shit about this movie before and I don’t give a shit about it now. I guess that’s a form of boycotting.

Mrs. Jabroni is stoked for all the women-kicking-ass movies this summer. She said she’s been waiting for nearly 50 years for this!

This is all I fucking need. Another source of noise pollution.

When does the infantilization stop?

I’ll just say that a long-ass movie with space ships but no action with an Ozzie exchange student as my date in the back row of a dark theatre meant it was the best movie I’d ever seen.

Isn’t this how they got Riddick from the ship to the prison in Cremora?

Thirty-three physicists agree: the debate over inflationary cosmology isn’t all it could be.

I’ve also been rewatching the original series, for the first time since probably the late 1970's (KOA Denver used to run Star Trek M-F, 4.00 PM from after Labor Day to Memorial Day).

Leon Jaworski and Archibald Cox are going to be summoned from their graves.

Grill. Olive oil, kosher salt. I could eat it by the ton.

I’m 53 and my mom died last January after a long illness. It was hard watching her decline— she was a tiny woman, but a powerful force in my and my sister’s lives. Mrs. Jabroni’s mom asked me to come to Mother’s Day last year but I didn’t feel right about it.

Your freedom-killing need for health care interferes with my right to own guns and drive limos backwards through car washes.

This show is still on?

If me or my sister got my mom a carpet cleaner for Mother’s Day, one of us would have become an only child.

If me or my sister got my mom a carpet cleaner for Mother’s Day, one of us would have become an only child.

Muskrat Love

It’s not the doctors that are making thousands an hour (or if they are, the majority of that money is going back into the business— capital costs, malpractice premiums, salaries, etc)