She left the News Quiz to help form a political party that focused (I think) on women’s issues. That didn’t go as well as hoped, I suspect. All that energy had to go somewhere. Glad to see it’s gone back to writing and performing.

This is Jewel. Last Tuesday, after 13 years of love, sleeping, treats, and water from the sink, we had to say goodbye. Mrs. Jabroni met the three-year old Jewel at the shelter, something clicked, and home they came. That night, Jewel fell asleep on Mrs. Jabroni and that sealed the deal. Through the years we found…

Yes. That’s true. Or the east coast. And it stands for cookie, that’s good enough for me.

C is important because it’s the backbone of many older systems. Those systems need maintenance.

So, 212 people is your representative sample of the market as a whole?

No one disagrees that wireless is the future

If he’s bipolar, he’s in the worst environment imaginable. If there’s a fault to be assigned, it’s the promulgation of self-involved, grasping, horrible people with no eye for anything other than the next angle.

Don’t pyroclast on me.

It’s not called The DeVry Institute for Computer Knowledge for nothing, you know...

As an audience member of any Seth Rogan film, you are legally entitled to six months on a private island (now called “Pax Rogania”, formerly known as “The Sandlerarum”). Here you will receive intensive therapy specifically designed to help you move past the trauma of the horror you have witnessed. The therapy…

The uniforms are not made of cloth as we know it, but of a strange miracle slime that gives footballs sentience.The footballs wake up, realize they are being carried by Andy Serkis in shoulder pads, and attempt to flee before Peter Jackson attempts to make a nine film series about the football hatchery that exists in…

Who said Samsung? I didn’t say Samsung. Doesn’t matter. It’s tiresome.

I’m on an iPhone 6s right now. Unless Apple changes their current tack, this will be the last iPhone I buy.

The TSA and it’s boneheads are the primary reason why I do not fly if I can possibly avoid it. I have a pretty comfortable car that gets good milage, and I like driving. Mrs. Jabroni thinks I’m nuts, but the last two trips we’ve taken went really well.

Bloody Nōmin!

Oh, kindly STFU. Please. Let’s see the movie first before we drown ourselves in NerdFoam and lowered expectations.

Barrels are only used in terms of pricing. It’s used by the oil futures market when negotiating contracts. It’s a per-unit cost.

If you’re receiving telemetry from a remote site, and that telemetry stops, and your systems don’t warn you that “Hey, we haven’t heard anything from Belle Fouche in 196 hours,” then your system bites HARD. It probably operates within the letter of the law, but your system bites HARD. And since corporations are…

You’re not suggesting they tanked the game for better draft picks, are you?