Behold our new Homeric Hymn.

Oh sure. But it didn’t carry the day for me. It’s hard to write that kind of long form sketch movie, I think.

I don’t watch racing, but...

You missed Kids In The Hall. (And they said they thought their filmed work was better than their stage work. With the exception of Brain Candy, I agree. So everyone can sleep better tonight.)

In today’s “open plan office == productivity” trope, this isn’t gonna work. Right now, I am surrounded by people having multiple meetings in two pods, there are people flitting in and out, someone’s got music playing two pods over.

This makes me happy. Thank you.

I’m so sorry. I went through this earlier this year. No amount of watching it happen can soften the blow. But you have each other. Hold on to that.

Hell, Robert McNamara didn’t have any command / combat military experience and things went so well for him and the country when he was Secretary of Defense.

Facebook: an exercise in pointless information sharing. Nobody gives a fuck what I’m up to, so step off.

Pa Jabroni bought the family a 1972 Squareback new off the lot. It was a treasured member of the family, even after the bottom rusted out. Dad sold it on to a kid who needed a college commuter in 1991. He was so sad.

Yes, you generously carved out an exception for people suffering physical illness. You have no provision for someone who, say, suffers from crippling depression or agoraphobia? People who are miserable and their inability to lead a so-called ‘normal’ life compounds their problem? They’re not exempt? You have no…

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That’s as may be. But it’s still a frog!

Yours is quite possibly the greatest name in all of Gawkerdom (or whatever it’s called now). I use this phrase frequently when I’m in the shop and things aren’t going right.

Only whole cuts of the finest fuckin’ reprobates are used.

And now ye’ve got tae yooose it twice, yeh fookin’ reprobate.

Ma Jabroni’s Grilled Cheese & Mato Soup Lunch

Oh man, the Fuckin’ Reprobate Burger. So delicious.

The two are synonymous in this context. He looks like Huggy Bear’s unacknowledged cousin. 

Yep. That’s a great reason to not contribute.