Trump’s America, y’all.

If Jeff Bridges wants to do his best Terry-Thomas impression, I will watch his live action version of The World of Commander McBragg.

The American Godzilla was fun. I liked the big bad fights and the kill shot in the last fight was amazing. However, the non-monster cast and non-monster scenes were awful. The second half of Act II and all of Act III (until the big fight) are almost unwatchable.

I’m not sure this is strictly military in origin— I’ve seen this approach at consulting, insurance, manufacturing, and logistics firms.

I really wish you’d stop filming me at your parties.

Nonsense.

He’s going to ask for another one when he realizes that in no way does the statue resemble his lower leg.

What’s the under / over on when Trump will command the smiths to make him a calf of gold?

To you and me, it’s “syphilis-addled”, but to him it’s the winner of the GOD VIRUS contest.

And fails yugely.

The ex-Mrs. Jabroni was a product of an all-girls Kent boarding school (I cannot remember the name). Messed her up seriously.

If they’re going to pay me the six grand and not have to take the car, yes. Absolutely worthwhile.

Adventureland! This movie does not get enough love.

Nothing like reductionist criticism to remind me that for many the world is to be consumed and shat out, not savored or enjoyed or puzzled over.

I’d agree if there wasn’t a threat of a CGI version of Cushing.

In less suburban areas where there is little to no competition for terrestrial providers, the cable companies jack up their rates and seldom allow customers to restart a promotional pricing after the initial period has ended. They also charge nickel and dime for every piece of equipment plus additional taxes and fees-…

Why is Napoleon Dynamite presenting a human evolution v geological timescale video?

It’s CNN. They’re not allowed to do anything that involves thought, planning, or careful consideration.

Scribble. Giz’s version of Lord Foul.

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