It’s only cheating if you get caught. Otherwise, it’s a strategy.

Fuck that guy.

Free dildos for life.

I spent years drilling holes in the bottom of Phil Crane’s boat, but someone kept plugging them up.

I read this story in The Chicago Tribune about 2 hours ago. The comments section (such as it was) ranged from

I didn’t quite see the point of Vine, but one of my favorite animators, Pinoy, is worth looking at:

Apple is not all-in with this approach. You can buy a new Mac that doesn’t have the TouchBar.

If wishes were horses then beggars would ride

I miss my Element.

This is a new Jez feature, designed to invent headlines.

Is there a special brand of GOP-only feminism?

I loved this movie. I went on my birthday and was totally surprised. I was expecting Tokyo to get destroyed (cos Godzilla), but the story was solid, and good performances all around.

I haven’t watched the Cubs in years, but they were so good in the SF series, I got sucked in. I’ve lived in Chicago for 40 years now, and I’ve seen them blow 8 run leads in the bottom of the 9th... and giving up a 3 run homer in the 8th seems a lot like a choke to me. It’s not a Dusty Baker choke, but it wasn’t…

I spend a lot more time playing with the cats.

Detractor? I shall meet you on the hustings!

Look, you can do a l0t of things wrong in this life and I’ll be your ardent supporter, your Father Forgiver. But ketchup on a hotdog is a transgression. It is wrong. It shouldn’t be allowed. It’s not right, clever, nor pretty. It does not taste good. It makes people do things that hurt other people. It makes comets…

Nobody over the age of 5 is allowed to put ketchup on a hot dog.

Oh that’s tasty.

I still don’t get the need for a smartwatch... I can sort of see the use case if you’re, say a doctor, and you want a way of getting notifications / alerts that don’t require fumbling with a phone and stuff like that... but otherwise, they just seem like a Newton you can strap to your wrist.

Don’t say it...