I believe there is a recent remake of Patrick as well. I saw part of it on cable the other night.

Owning music beats streaming any day.

Owning music beats streaming any day.

I’m glad McKinnon’s getting recognition (yay Emmy!), and her own reel on the DVD release. I enjoyed her and Leslie Jones’ performances (and was glad to see Melissa McCarthy show her range playing straight).

The Bears are a donkey punch.

I watched the Al Smith dinner speeches instead of watching the Bears / Packers. If I’m going to watch two rivals punch it out...

pulling it out with a fuse puller or a set of needlenose pliers

I’m asked about this quite a bit. You can get blinker fluid at the drug store:

I don’t give a shit about what happens to any of the no-talent Kardashian/West clot.

This is terrible news and I am so sorry.

This guy fucking kills me. He’s mad and he has a ton of fun being mad.

“I love Vince Neil. Tremendous pussy-grabber. Tremendous.”

Because Warner Brothers likes money. They don’t give a shit about anything else. The fact that they may produce a good movie every so often is merely an accident.

Depending on where you live, that’s illegal. Poll watchers are allowed, but they usually have very specific rights.

Will probably watch the ball game tonight.

Quick survey:

SALTED CARMEL APPLE PIE. Stupid easy to make.

Is it just me (since I live in Chicago, so I mostly watch Bears games... and when I say “watch” I mean turn the game on and do other things), or is the number of serious penalties up this year? Or is the NFL’s cause-du-season keeping players “safe” for the “integrity” of the game?

Strollers will do that.

Ryan also mentioned one big regret: never having a nude scene in the TV show.

They would have to find a team who’s stupid enough to buy out his contract. So, yeah, The Browns.