This is nothing new. Houlihan’s was hanging up abandoned bicycles and rusty saws on its walls back in the early 80's.

Did that.

I’ve had it once (the fish). It was one of those “swallow, don’t chew” foods. One of my buddies refers to it as “fish spam”.

As long as you keep giving these assbones air, they will continue to breathe.

Gefilte Fish Oreos. Make it happen.

Not a huge fan of the staged documentary, as it’s been done to death, but Trollhunter is an enormously entertaining movie. If you’ve been putting off watching it, get a six of your favorite cold bevvy, sit with you, your SO, and/or your friends, and watch. Mrs. Jabroni and I still have good chuckles about that film.

The Guardian agrees with Kara.

You have one super-salient point: it’s going to do well on DVD, Blu-Ray, streaming.

So these are the new owners of Gawker?

Billionaire douchebag Peter Thiel has plenty of crazy ideas, but his commitment to radical life extension isn’t one of them.

Oh. That’s disappointing. One of the great joys I’ve had is finding out how my acoustic guitars have changed over the years. Doesn’t make them any less playable, they just sound a little different.

It’ll be interesting to see if the sound changes over time. Instruments made from solid wood aren’t dimensionally stable— they expand and contract over time and different temperature / humidity combinations.

It’s an impossibly stupid idea.

I don’t have a fave captain. I likes ‘em all. They’re such rascals!

Cruz is going for a pistol.

There’s nothing like a studio revenge-fucking an audience.

I’ve never seen her (I never watch ESPN), but you are dead on. She does her very best to hold it together and honour her colleague and friend.

The way it was explained to me was “gorm” isn’t proper usage— it’s always “gormless”. Nobody says, “He’s got gorm!” It’s always an insult, always something like “Gormless worm” or something like that.

Isn’t everyone’s dad a pirate?

You’d win too, if you had the power of bull elephant semen coursing through your veins.