He also doesn’t seem to entirely grasp how Fish and Chips work.

The only thing I found somewhat surprising was unidentified officer 2. That’s how low the bar is. “Wow! Someone spoke up to two people being complete assholes, that’s surprising!”

Painted with a nice fresh coat of Soviet surplus rust.

Just once I’d like to see one of these pieces done on a different group of sociopathic shitheads.

Fuck Vimeo. If you take down a 2006 movie because of a claim by a 2015 movie then you should not be allowed to run a video hosting site.

Well, you see, that’s why this article has other paragraphs.

My theory is that he doesn’t want to be President (as evidenced by systematically alienating every conceivable group). But I think he’s trying to make the other right wing douche canoes look more centrist, therefore making any/all of them more electable. Or maybe he’s trying to make Hillary president. Although I don’t…

Cuz you keep sucking up all the awesome.

I desperately want Trump to get the nomintmation just for the sheer majesty of it all.

Plenty of cell phone dead zones in that desert. Get north or east of the Palm Springs metro area and you can get in the genuine, real deal, primal desert in minutes. Not a cell tower within many miles.

Right. I liken her to Jerry Sandusky’s wife, who I also believe knew everything was rotten in Denmark.

The horrifying truths:

BTK, dude.

I don’t. We don’t like to acknowledge that evil isn’t obviously evil 100% of the time because it doesn’t fit with the black and white way our brains are designed to view the world, but that doesn’t make it less true. It is entirely possible—and even likely—that he never did any of that stuff at home, purely exercising…

The bigger question aught to be whether you can refuse a field sobriety test.

It’s great advice, and all - but what if you’re black?

Have you seen his recent interviews? He is still just as angry and hostile about questions that are completely status quo he is explosive.

Would you like forty more women to come forward for you to believe her?

“Do What U Want” is worse. Tyson served jail time: Terry Richardson has never seen the inside of a courtroom, and R. Kelly raped several little girls (and even married one) and never saw a cell.

A pair of 5th grade girls lip synced this song for a talent show at my elementary school. In 1988.