Also, turns out that’s a picture of David Alan Grier.

As the late, great Maya Angelou once said, “Y’all done fucked up.”

“Y’all done fucked up.” -SneezingGlitter

Well, I see why they had to cross over with Kirk. Give Capt. Ben Sisko access to a Green Lantern ring, and shit gets solved in five pages.

They’re all green you say?

See, I wish this is all April Fools Day was. Fun gags rather than people lying for no reason (which is only funny to the person who is lying solely because they lied).

I would not wish to be friends with this woman. She doesn't seem like she's very good at the whole "person" thing.

She's also playing into some fairly misogynistic tropes. Women liking to be dommed is all natural and good, but men wanting to wear women's clothing or be penetrated, my god, what sort of freaks would ever want to be like women? Barf.

It's a "I read 50 Shades of Grey and now I'm going to do kink stuff" situation

my lace in one boot is a wire saw that i powdercoated black so they look like laces

that way, if im ziptie cuffed in the back of a squad car i can reach down, cut through my bindings and then murder that fucking pig

my other boot's lace is a gun

It's all the cool stuff you wanted to have when you were 7.

All of these things are fair and rational requests to make. Can't see any reason anyone would have a problem with any of them.

Shorter version, if you just want the list of the list of what she says are "Eight things developers can do to make games less shitty for women", paraphrased from my notes... not that a lot of this pertain to action games and probably make more sense if you're thinking about first and third-person shooters, the Arkham…

Better Scarecrow than that worthless idiot Deadshot. WB was so hellbent on making Suicide Squad into a "thing" that they forced Deadshot into two Arkham games in a row despite his entire character being "guy who shoots things" and his relationship with Batman being about as nuanced and interesting to watch as an old…

Hell, if I was forced to listen to the rebuttals all night long, I'd be there drinking from a handle of Fireball Whiskey and a Bottle of Jack Daniels all night long.

I am totally astounded because that really is a pretty great idea for a power. I had been assuming he'd just get some sort of ridiculous extra power to make him even more ridiculous or rad (energy forearm-blades or something), but this really works.

We're always happy to dump on ESPN when they screw up, but submitting a well-researched public records request on a subject of legitimate public interest in the expectation that it won't be sprayed all over the internet on Christmas Eve in an attempt to dampen its findings is definitely not an area where they screwed…

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

Mr Putin I presume?