I like her on the show (though Penguin is my fave baddie so far), and I enjoy the Gotham even though it's still finding it's footing a bit. The most recent episode was the best so far, I think. My favorite thing about it, however, is the weird way it's married 1940s noir with modern life. They have cell phones but use…

This is what good writing looks like, "they're usually driving a 1980s Ford Econoline with so many dents it looks like it was originally sold in a place where it sometimes rains cordless drills."

Haha. EVERY problem in a Ferrari is a first world problem!

There are events?!? And a timeline?!?

As somebody who has never touched the franchise, I'm staggered that The Sims even has recurring characters, or characters at all for that matter.

You do realize this story isn't emails I sent, right? It says that in the headline... and the body... and before each email exchange.

One of the hottest doctors I've ever seen delivered my second son (via c-section). Nothing like having a crush on someone who's seen your insides! After my son was born, and the doc was sewing me up, I said to my midwife, "Make sure he puts my insides back the way he found them, OK?", and from behind the drape, he…

"Now, I've never had a dead body in my trunk, but I imagine some pine scented air fresheners are not going to make that smell tolerable enough for me to put it off while I visit the local big box store. Just sayin'."

Several decades ago, in my.. ahem... wilder days. I pulled into a parking spot that someone who was burning rubber to get there thought should have been hers. Okay, perhaps I saw her coming and figured I'd screw with her. She gets out of her car and start screaming at me in the parking lot. Mind you, it's 9 pm at…

Why is it that people who are not from the East Coast are seemingly incapable of properly flipping the bird? Just make a goddamn fist and then stick your middle finger up. How tough is that? Jesus....

I slowly drove the speed limit and made it to a shopping center nearby.

I wouldn't let up at all:

QUICK POST A GIF OF BUGS BUNNY... oh right. Hawaii. Never mind.

The kid in the passenger seat gave it that extra touch of redneck sadness.

Quite a role model for her kid.

You're going to need a bigger bottle of cocktail sauce.

FUCK YOU! Lol, everyone inconveniences everyone on a plane. Grandpas are farting their asses off, grandmas can't lift their fucking bags into the overhead, you're running your mouth the whole time and your mammoth gut is on my armrest. Somehow babies need to be more accommodating? LOL, read my first sentence again!!

The ignorance, entitlement, and short-sightedness of this statement demonstrate the exact problem with education and the education industry: all quick fixes and pretty numbers, with a lack of focus on developing critical thinking skills.