I never understood why he took the job. Can’t these rich fuckers just go somewhere and enjoy being rich? God wealth is wasted on the rich.

Please, God, let it be Hunstman (I’d also take Corker). I’m about to enter A100 (State Dept. orientation) in a few months, and dear God someone who is slightly less of a fuckwit (though Hunstman is a genuinely solid bloke) would be nice.

Someone ripped off. . . In China. . . Oh. . . yea. . . people just ignore China and Hollywood panders to them to get their movies played there. Countries are so cucked by China it isn’t even funny.

Remember when some chinese people were outraged about Kung Fu Panda, saying it was pillaging the chinese culture and that money the movie made should go to china?

Trademarks? Copyrights? What are those?

nah

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

Walking quickly and in a determined manner...

I’m not that familiar with Chicago, but here in New York City that’s pretty much everyone...

Additionally, holding your backpack in front of you is a great way to avoid having things stolen from you.

You personally should probably stick to two because you seem to be getting angry and belligerent at the thought of not being able to drink more than that...and it’s kind of weird. Tom lays out his reasons quite well (to stay in control and not do anything dumb). Not sure why you seem so angry about that...but that…

For myself, I find that if I have one or two drinks, I am quite capable of enjoying myself and the company around me, and I go home and have a decent sleep and am able to enjoy my next day. I would be totally fine in that regard after 3 or maybe even 4 drinks, but I know myself well enough to know that 3 or 4 never…

The more you have the more you lose that self control and you end up with a voice inside your head that says “ I’m good. I can totally have more!”

I feel you. BUT what I also dislike MORE, as I get older and older, is the way my body reacts to drinks 3 and 4 the next day, as if I have chugged a bottle of rat poison.

He looks like Christian Bale’s character in American Psycho.

My dad was a fairly conservative minister. I remember the look on his face when I explained what purity rings and purity balls were, because they were trending at the time in our community. He didn't know they were a thing. He told me, "That's a personal choice of yours. It has nothing to do with me. You are my…

I keep forgetting purity balls are not some weird sex device but a creepy father-daughter dance where he pledges to protect her virtue.

It helps if you’re stoned, 23, you don’t have cable, and it’s 1996.

In related news, Iaolus advocated in favor of Sparta leaving the Aechaen League, which succeeded courtesy of its cutesy name “Sparxit.”

That is the saddest peace sign I have ever seen. It makes peace look unappealing.

“Hope Hicks” sounds like Trump’s entire campaign strategy.

The problem with all of these is that they are actually Oscar Wilde quotes.