Don’t be silly, it’s about the nebulous southern pride.

I wish I could remember which commenter said it, but this was from some coverage of Mitt Romney in 2012. “He has the face of a man who has never eaten pussy in his life.” So true!

I would volunteer, but I’m so white as to be transparent, so I can’t.

Why mention Black Lives Matter on a replacement marker that has nothing to do with race and everything about a region’s cultural legacy. It’s as if white people know their excuses are nonsense but are too cowardly to admit what they know to be their racist inclinations.

She should have a cracker baby segment on the show.

Requisite comment about how Ohio fought on the side of the Union to defeat Lee. But I guess racial resentment trumps history.

And the day she recovers, we’ll turn our frowns into the inverse of a frown.

I look like imma bout to fall over. The entire top is boobs and then pants from the boobs down. It’s....precarious.

I doubt they do much of that, my dear boy!

Even button-down shirts look bad on me. I’m short and short-waisted with large bosoms. I always end up looking pregnant in button-down shirts. I also remember my bitch of a 4th grade teacher telling my mother I should wear button-down shirts to hide my developing chest so the obnoxious boys would stop trying to cop a…

this is the only crowd source funding thing I would ever, EVER contribute to

She’s so bad at the Oprah thing. They need to dress some actors as The New Black Panther Party and put them in the audience so she can come to life.

That’s because you live in a world with actual people.

Seriously, I’m curious whether she takes longer than Data to get the knack of it.

Lies.

“Have you had any plastic surgery?”

MegynBot 3000 is just so hilariously bad at small talk, it’s kind of painful. I see her ability to speak off the cuff or from the heart wasn’t uploaded yet.

“What was going through your head when you were stabbing them? Did you think back to having rickets as a child, and just go ‘God is great?”

OJ has a penchant for statuesque blondes. Just sayin’ Megyn.

She’s totally gonna interview OJ, by the way. I mean, I dunno if he’s game, but he’s a narcissist, so probably.