Scientology isn’t a religion. A religion likes to explain to you how it views the world, it’s fundamental purpose, its secrets. Judaism tells you to follow God’s commandments and you’ll do well. Here’s a bunch of books where you can find them at your convenience. Christianity tells you to worship God and Jesus and…

Well Muslims don’t have to pay thousands or millions of dollars to be come more spiritually enlightened. And Imams don’t make their congregation videotape their darkest secrets to be used should the congregation turn against the faith.

You are so misguided about this issue and need to watch Going Clear and Scientology and the Aftermath and then get back to us.

Compare the cost of obtaining a bible or a quran to the cost of obtaining all the “sacred texts” of Scientology.

People don’t have to pay millions of dollars to become more “spiritual” in Islam or Christianity.

Scientology is super extremely not for me, but a quip (I forget whose) comes to mind on the difference between whackadoodle cults and mainstream religions: “In a cult, there’s one guy at the top who knows it’s all bullshit. In a religion, that guy is dead.”

Scientology is really not comparable to Islam, or any other established faith with centuries of history and millions upon millions of followers.

Is it bad that I’m surprised he didn’t say “Rape isn’t necessarily bad because the slut probably deserved it?” I mean....he was thinking it, regardless of his word choice, right?

If you are referring to a particular instance captured on video a while back, I can understand we have a bit of a reputation. But here’s the thing, how are a bunch of Canadians coming down to buy milk being terrible and sad and unfair (Trump does have a way with words) to the Wisconsin dairy farmers? I’m not saying…

Ooh, boy oh boy, now THAT is some super-secret negotiating wisdom, there! “Always start high”? Stop the presses, man! Did he learn this masterful technique from haggling with a 10-year-old girl at a flea market?

-I’m going to say it - stomping on Robert Fisher’s face isn’t an absolute bad, because the stomper probably really enjoyed it.

I read that and almost threw my work laptop across the room - what in the name of fuck is that?

It is all about carton/jugs vs bags. If you force bagged milk on us, the milk jug industry will perish.

Inebriation on a Tuesday?

We here in Canada were surprised at how mean we apparently are to Wisconsin dairy farmers. It turns out that Wisconsin dairy farmers are also a little surprised. Of all the things to fabricate a cross border dispute with Canada about and this guy picks fucking milk. Wisconsin dairy farmers are more hobbled by the fact…

You can defend most crimes this way.

I meant to post this as a regular reply to the idiotic Canada dairy tweet but accidentally put it here. (I may be slightly inebriated.)

• The Daily Beast identified New Hampshire state representative Robert Fisher (R) as the likely individual behind Reddit’s “Red Pill” forum, a breeding ground for misogynists. Among other musings, Fisher wrote: “I’m going to say it—Rape isn’t an absolute bad, because the rapist I think probably likes it a lot.”

Any time I read something so balls off hypocritical from the right I involuntarily scream.

At Easter, my step dad actually quoted the Art of the Deal to me, and told me I should read it because it had good advice like, “always make your most outrageous demand at the beginning of the negotiation!”