I have to say that last year was refreshing. Instead of feigning competence only to crush all hopes as the season progressed, the bears simply came right out and left all hope behind. It completely opened up my Sundays to new hobbies.

I feel like most people pretty much understood that Glennon was simply a stop-gap when they signed him though. The people that were actually shocked and angered by this, probably don’t know a whole hell of a lot about football. Can’t just sign any shitty QB during a rebuild and put the entire workload on Jordan…

He was thinking of bringing a sign listing all of the subpar QBs Chicago has cycled through its shit factory over the last 65 years since Sid Luckman last suited up, but it was 138 feet long, comprised of 52 separate poster boards, and totally unwieldy.

“the Warrant is coming out of my balls.”

Just wanted to say I’ve been loving the hell out of this and *especially* the History Matters podcast. That one in particular has been the first time I’ve been able to start to understand how what I’d consider otherwise reasonable people could vote for Trump.

Yet they will not stop declaring themselves “Chicago’s Big 10 Team.” They’ve got it on t-shirts, billboards, etc.

poop brown is the most popular color choice for this application. A half-hearted attempt to stencil on some old-school duck camo would be a nice touch, but perhaps a bit fancy.

I strongly support your interest in living in the country and becoming some sort of bumpkin/redneck food wizard. BUT, and this is an important but, you’re going to need to invest in some redneck tools of the trade. One of these should be a busted-ass POS pickup, that smells more like dog/fish/deer than anything…

This is kind of a pointless exercise if 80% of the jeans listed are various fits of Levi’s. It would be far more constructive to recommend five different brands of jeans and leave the individual style up to the readers. Now that four of the five options are from the same company this is really just asking people which…

This is kind of a pointless exercise if 80% of the jeans listed are various fits of Levi’s. It would be far more…

For a guy who isn’t a runway model, these fit like nothing else I’ve tried. They are also durable enough to work through the weekend wearing the same pair and then wear them to work on Monday (I’m literally doing that now) They are completely stain-resistant and that crotch gusset is WAY more beneficial than you…

For a guy who isn’t a runway model, these fit like nothing else I’ve tried. They are also durable enough to work…

Beyond the obvious (this coaching mess that a rather seasoned GM created was utterly stupid from day one), ditching the goalie that got them to the Western finals last year (not that he’s been any good this year either but maybe leaving that system is having a mutually bad effect), allowing your second-best (by slim…

Great fighter. Not sure any boxing fan worth his salt would dispute that. There are many criticisms, however, about who he fought, when he fought them, and the many parameters he put on the particulars of those fights.

Thank you for this read. Extremely well written and acutely insightful. Smith, while large framed and powerful, is straight up and down. To see such a basic fighter dump Bernard out of the ring was just too much, the end of the line for B-hop.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

For the life of me I’ll never understand why the democrats cleared the decks to anoint a candidate who had already failed miserably in 2008 and who revealed herself to be isolated and utterly out of touch with the electorate.

Plus, Red Sox fans don’t have anyone there to tell them to settle the fuck down, that’s where us White Sox fans come in.

Chicago-style hot dogs and Frontera Grill.

Then wake up the next morning and vow to find exciting new topics of conversation that do not involve goats, Harry Caray, or memorable encounters with Ryne Sandberg.

A city that is home to the Chicago-style hot dog does not need “new restaurants.”