fatboredandstupid
JR Stauffer
fatboredandstupid

This speaks to me.

Yeah but it took a lot more time and effort for a lot of guys to not be successful in getting in to a woman’s pants back then. Guys today can not be successful in this area with far less work involved.

As a Cardinals fan, the only important number of games they lost that year was 4. In the World Series. :p

She came to our school to debate the female attorney behind Roe Vs. Wade. Afterward she kept going on about when she was a little girl, her family never locked their door in St. Louis. “But you had William S. Burroughs as a neighbor. You should have locked the door,” I replied. She had no idea who Burrroughs was.

A huge man abusing a little guy at Penn State, where have i heard this story before?

If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.

Could’ve been worse. Ben Stiller’s been trapped in a museum franchise for like ten years now.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Anyone who watches or appears on Springer is not a grown person, and is already voting for Trump.

Saying Capitals / Penguins is the real Stanley Cup Finals is some hilarious East Coast Bias in action.

I’m not a Cardinals fan at all, but I -am- starting to hope they do well l, just to piss off Deadspin. Deadspin is The Best Sports Blog with the Best Bloggers in the bloggerverse!

some suburb where basic bitches go to when they get married.

Those billboards are the worst part of the Ike. Yea, I said it.

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

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You’re lucky to live in a state where FanDrool is still legal.

You forgot “Dr. Nick’s ‘Hi ABV-Bodee!’”

Chimpanzees can design expressways? Holy shit. Planet of the Apes, here we come.