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JR Stauffer
fatboredandstupid

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

Oh for fucks sake. I was going to just save all of my frustration to unleash on today’s Why Your Team Sucks (Bears) and then move on with my fucking life. Had a little plan to get some work done, think of a few things that have been gnawing at my soul since that fucking missed kick and then welcome all the “haha go

The last player to break a Big Mac sign like that was Bartolo Colon at the order kiosk.

Springfield, Illinois has something called the Horseshoe: start with bread of some sort, top with meat, then cheese sauce, then french fries. Every restaurant has its own version. You can even get breakfast versions that have biscuits and hashbrowns instead of bread and fries. Not recommended for folks counting Weight

I got the Cheetos combo with a chicken/cheetos sandwich, the cheetos popcorn chicken, fries, and an order of mac and cheese, which...GUH. The popcorn chicken was the worst: subpar chicken bits which smell like feet. The experience filled me with shame.

As a Blues fan I’m so mad we were deprived of having The Poochie of the NHL.

As a Blues fan I appreciate the sentiment, but also refuse to consider the series won until the final horn...There’ve been so many playoff kicks to the balls during my time as a Blues fan that the Sharks could put a ticket taker in net and I’d still have a lingering concern that we’d find a way to fuck it up.

The Sharks are in a really bad hole here.  It’s going to take everything in the referee’s power to bail them out the next two games.

This is probably the best take. Regardless of whether he actually lied or not, this clearly isn’t a matter of life and death. This doesn’t need to be treated like the crime drama of the century. Chicago has bigger fish to fry.

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

You can’t blame Lewis for this. Every British person knows that if a piece of dirt never had a Union Jack on it, it must be unexplored.

Aunt Becky: “I just wanted so badly what was best for my child. I guess I took it too far.”

Audience: Awwwwwwww..... *sappy music begins playing*

Danny Tanner: Aw, Beck... It’s not about the name on the college diploma. It’s about knowing, wherever they go, your kid did the best they could.

Aunt Becky: “Thanks, Danny...

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

As a Bills, fan, I’ll respond to this responsibly: Heavy drinking and shattering tables. Grant you, that’s how I respond to everything else, but consistency is a key part of The Process.

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

Midwest Cardiac Cuisine.

Can we get Savannah Guthrie to interview the two assailants to get their side of the story? I am certain that economic anxiety led to his and she can paint them as the true victims in this story. Yes people this is what happens when you allow white victimization to become normalized. Find these two and drop them in

It’s weird how easily Republicans go from “Lincoln was a Republican!” to honouring the men who declared war against him.

Eh, for what it’s worth, the article got picked up by the Google news algorithm not long after publication, which meant it was getting dumped directly into the feed of every Google user who has an alert setup for “Elon Musk.” For one thing, that’s a lot of people, only a very tiny fraction of whom are regular Deadspin