If only my wife would rein in her nagging I’d be happy happy man.

Finally an Olympics for fat people. It’s always been my dream to win a gold medal. I think I’m going for Sesame Chicken diving, whereby I dunk my head in a bucket of Sesame Chicken and try to eat it all. Judges score based on finishing the bucket and eating style.

So we may be neighbors. I’m on Troy just west of the soccer field at River Park. Anyway, I hope by now you’ve gotten Banh Mi from Nhu Lan Bakery. If you haven’t you really should.

No kidding. I mean has this person ever heard of the, “50 Shades of ...” movies? My wife has made me watch the first two and they are infinitely worse than anything in AotC.

I know this comment is going to get shit all over for my choice of baseball teams but this is exactly how I felt in game 6 of the 2011 World Series and during the Illinois-Arizona NCAA tournament game in 2005. Regardless of what happens next I’m glad you got to finally experience the magic sports moment. There really…

Thanks for this. I’ve been thinking about this subject for a while now. My dad has type 1 diabetes and has since he was 11. At 71 now he has more than outlived his expected death age, but laughing in the face of the grim reaper for giving him his death sentence as a pre-teen has come with a price. I’m going through…

Could it be because it is profitable for these companies to have networks that don’t broadcast the sports people want? I mean lack of wanted teams means more buys of Sunday Ticket and sports packages.

Those of us white people who haven’t gone off the deep end express our deepest thanks for you all doing what we haven’t been able to do. Add one to the billions we owe you.

A lot of us Americans are scared of US foreign policy too. If anything happens can we proactively say we’re sorry?

The double standard and irony here is just outstanding. It just makes my day.

The piece doesn’t quite hold up the rancid feelings of these two yokels as representative of anything beyond this particular sad little tranche of Trump Country

Did you just copy and paste this year’s Bulls roster as your article? I mean you aren’t wrong, but it seems like too easy of a write.

As a Bears fan I miss Jay Cutler a ton. I mean he sucked, but at least he sucked in an entertaining way. I could tune in to a game just to hate watch him. Now the Bears just suck and I have no reason to watch unless I need 3 hours of joyless boredom ruining my Sunday.

Jesus Christ. Can I please start a not all Cardinals fans hashtag here now where those of us who like the team but hate this kind of idiocy get together and hate on this kind of crap? What a stupid premise. Here’s an easier answer. Do you know why the Cardinals missed the playoffs the last 3 years? Poor manager, a…

I actually did have the “Beavis and Butthead do America Soundtrack,” and it really wasn’t as bad as you make it sound, about half of it was good. The AC/DC,Rancid, and LL Cool J songs were all fun songs and the White Zombie song was funky as hell. I’d agree with you on the rest of the article though.

I think the notion that you can start to hate a show based on an annoying subset of its fan base is a bit of a weak one. There is an easy solution for that, don’t go online and listen to what others think of the show. Just watch it and enjoy it. That’s it. If the show is good it’s good. I love the show, and I had…

It all reminds me of people who think, “Blazing Saddles,” is funny because it uses the n-word and stereotypes. They have no idea that it’s funny to the rest of us because we know that the move is actually making fun of them.

This is my favorite thing I’ve read on Deadspin. Thanks for writing it. Can’t wait for this fight, regardless of the outcome.

His article was trash and your takedown is wonderful.

Don’t think that you are going to find your dream job. That old saying of do what you love and you will never work a day in your life is mostly horseshit. Some people are that lucky but the vast majority of us aren’t. If you aren’t one of those lucky ones then my advice to you is find a job you don’t hate and pays you…