I had a roommate do this with one song. Worse it was a one hit wonder song, Little Black Backpack by Stroke 9 (? I think, who the hell would go out of their way to remember such awfulness?) Anyway it was a downloaded copy on his computer that we couldn’t get rid of. Just that song over and over and over. I’ve never…

The Pacific has been better? 5 of the 8 playoff teams in the Western Conference came out of the Central. #2 and 3 teams points wise in the NHL were Dallas and St. Louis, with Chicago #5. The number 9 team in the conference was also in the Central. The Blues, Stars, and Hawks all were legit cup contenders going into…

Wait an African American wanted to watch a Cardinals game? Oh my God! What a breakthrough. The way your site has been telling it we Cardinals fans are just a bunch of stupid white asshole racists. Now there is some evidence that our fan base may be stupid and we may be assholes, but at least we aren’t all white…

Only 149,999,996 less losses than Gawker has to Hulk Hogan. Enjoy your last few weeks of employment before The Hulkster drops the bankruptcy leg drop from hell.

Thanks for Burnekosplaining this letter. When I read the highlights of this 13 page turd of it was so deluded it left me speechless. How can you begin to explain a failure spending 13 pages congratulating themselves for failing? It takes a special kind of asshole to poop out 13 pages of that. Good work.

This is the worst thing I’ve ever read, and I read Samer Kalaf every day.

Keep having your fun. Midseason this will all be over when Hulk Hogan gets his money and your websites go bankrupt. Cardinals 0-3, Gawker Inc 0-150,000,000.

2 losses is still better than losing 150,000,000 to Hulk Hogan. LEG DROP BROTHA!!!!

Just when I tell myself that I have Trump fatigue and an through reading Trump take pieces you suck me right back in. Damn you you glorious bastard.

My wife listens to Eric and Kathy every morning and every morning I thank God I don’t travel to work with my wife. Good day and babba booey to you all.

I don’t know how I didn’t think of it before but Peyton Manning is essentially Ricky Bobby. “I’d ike to thank God for this Super Bowl win. Now I’m going to drive home in my Nationwide insured Buick. Then I’m going to order a fantastic Papa John’s buffalo chicken pizza while drinking a Budweiser. Because nothing goes…

Lab and Lab mixes for the win!

Espolon is the best. I had an employee at my old job whose father in law is an agave farmer in Mexico and sourced his crop to Espolon. When he went for a visit I gave him some money and asked him to bring me back as much as I could get. He did not disappoint and brought me back 6 bottles straight from the source. The…

I have no issue with looking for motives in these horrible acts, and in fact think them well worth discussion. The issue I have with media is that we should not publish the person’s name. That gives them the infamy that they, and others who might have their bent, crave. You could very easily examine the motives of…

I have a half brother who is 8 years older than me, and for most of his life until recently has been a peice of shit in the form of a human. Anyway, when I was 10 and he was 18 he was staying at our house for the weekend, and since my parents had stepped out for a rare night out he was in charge. I had the tv remote…

I’m usually lucid in my dreams and am always aware that I am dreamnig, and can control them to some degree with one exception. Ever since I was a little kid I have had a recurring nightmare about zombies. It stared after I saw the, “Thriller,” video for the first time. I’m always in some sort of zombie apocalypse…

Here is how, in my own imagination, this, “hack,” played out.

They are selling both of those in Chicago now too. 8-bit has become one of my top 3 day to day drinking beers. Good stuff.

I drive in Chicago daily, grew up downstate and have lived here for 10 years, and I still hate Chicago drivers. I have to drive through rush hour every day and I can tell you, there is no going 100 mph anywhere in Chicago in rush hour. It’s more likely that I’m going 4 miles in 15 minutes. If the cup came in on the…

It’s cheaper to stay in Rosemont, which is where I assume they were staying. I guess budget concerns are more important to the NHL than the Stanley cup. But seriously, why would you even try to drive on the Kennedy Expressway in the rain? If they were so worried about the money and had to stay in an airport hotel why…