fatboredandstupid
JR Stauffer
fatboredandstupid

I spent my high school days drinking Natural Light, which we knew was bad then just as we know it’s bad now. But there was always something special about hanging out around a campfire and slamming a case of watery camel piss with your friends on a Saturday night. 18 years later and I have moved on to Daisy Cutters and

I think you just perfectly described the relationship we Bears fans have with Jay Cutler.

Drank 6 Daisy Cutters on my bachelor party last weekend after hitting the Lagunitas, Revolution, and Goose Island breweries/taprooms in the best 14 hour drinking experience of my life (and the hangover wasn’t nearly as bad as I figured.) If this beer is as good as Daisy Cutter then that’s saying a lot. You gotta try

Glad you finally got a Chicago beer on the board, and Revolution is a good one to start with. Hope you can get their Eugene Porter and maybe their A Little Crazy before it leaves Mass. If not I will have one for you when I go to their taproom for my bachelor party Saturday.

Yeah I am a Cardinals fan and yeah this kind of aww shucks coverage is insufferable. But Jesus why do you have to waste such time on pointing it out every single time it comes up? It is equally insufferable. Move on with your life and stop worrying so much about Leitch's favorite team. Is his life so much better than

I gotta think that Dan Snyder the completely not racist not asshole should be nominated. Either that or the Revel Casino Elevator in Atlantic City.

Nailed the Chicago Basic so hard I laughed out loud at work, where I am sitting surrounded by Chicago Basic Bitches. Read it, looked at one of my coworkers, and almost shot coffee out of my nose. Thanks for the morning laugh.

Matheny has been making suspect decisions all year, and because of that this team underperformed, even if they won their division. Hell the general manager had to trade Allen Craig because Matheny wouldn't stop playing him when he was batting .100. When Wacha got up to pitch I looked at my fiancee and said, "here

Another day, another trolling Cardinals post. This makes me think you are A) Lazy B) Out of Ideas C) A bad writer D) Suffering writers block. Finally E) A worthless troll.

Yeah, they do seem to have a hard on around here for those two cities. Glad I moved to Chicago........

Ha! Dammit, well next time I guess I will get it right.

Duhr duhr duhr, Ima Caridinals fan. Duhr Duhr duhr 'merica. Duhr Duhr Duhr Im a best fan in baseball.

IQ - 128 - probably higher than yours - Cardinals Fan - Yes - Fuck you Drew

People like this paint all of us Cardinals fans in a bad light. This is shameful and embarrassing. I know that these people are in the minority (no pun intended) of our fanbase, but sadly they are the loudest. These people drive anyone who doesn't think like them out of their little hive. It's the reason I moved to

God I'm tired of this shit. Do you hate Leitch so much that the mere mention of St. Louis makes you rage-jizz yourself? Look man I love your shit, I love it when you yell at clouds and hate on everything because most of the time I feel the same way. I try to take it in stride when you rag on the Cardinals because I

Sorry I grew up near a city that had a good baseball team. Sorry I root for an organization that has been consistently well run for over a century. Thanks Deadspin for your constant reminder of how I should hate myself. I will immediately switch over and start rooting for the Astros, Diamondback, Marlins, Rockies, or

Typically I like your beer reviews but I have to disagree with you on this one. I think it's important to appreciate beer in the proper context, taste notwithstanding. For example, I grew up in a really small town in the farmland north of St. Louis before the microbrew revolution exploded. The obvious geography of

I think this was the front office doing the managing for Mike Matheny. Matheny kept throwing Allen Craig, he of the .240 batting average this year, in the middle of the lineup, apparently expecting a different result than what had been happening all year. In the process it was handcuffing the development of an elite

As a fellow Chicagoan I agree with Free A-Rod and would also like to add Revolution to the list of beer places to go to. The brewpub is nice with good food, but their tasting room at their brewery is huge and just a great space for a drink. If you are here closer to the winter they may have their Deth's Tar beer out

Yeah, I'm curious as to what he can do, looks like he was pretty good in Europe. We also added another Swede earlier this year in Joqim Lindstrom. so Lindstrom, Lehtera, Stastny, Paajarvi, Steen, Gunnarsson, and Berglund. Should they just go ahead and rename this team the Vikings?