I’m less stressed out about my 401k than ever, now that I realize I won’t ever get a chance to spend it!

I’m sure they will forget to mention how many days Trump takes off.

Too bad he’s going to try to make America some sort of theocracy.

I am sure he gives literally zero fucks about who he pisses off.

I was thinking the exact same thing - he’s like a cartoon version of what a poor midwesterner thinks a rich guy looks like, why wouldn’t he also be a fat gross pig?

She probably keeps herself on one, so she doesn’t get kicked to the curb like the previous two wives.

I assume it will only make me want the revolution to come faster.

I think he truly is that self-deluded that he thinks he’s pulling it off.

Wait, I’ve been told repeatedly that bannng guns somewhere means only THE BAD GUYS will have guns. “An armed society is a polite society” and all that. It’s like Republican politicians are hypocrites only interested in scaring people to get votes or something.

Oh, it’s okay. It’s not like I want Guy Fieri to live longer anyway.

Maybe if people stop buying event comics, they’ll stop making them.

I’m somewhat astounded that people still think the world is going to change forever in these event comics.

I can’t say that’s a shock.

On the plus side, I haven’t been worrying as much about investing for my retirement lately. (Aside from buying extra canned goods at Costco)

Considering we send them literally billions of dollars, it kind of bizarre.

To summarize, all comic events are garbage and you’re better off skipping them all.

If Betty White was God, the universe would be an altogether nicer place.

In 2016...

The look in that photo just screams “fuck this and fuck all of you - I just want to go home and eat McDonalds.”

So they say, but since the Trump team isn’t too big on providing any sort if financial documentation we don’t really know, do we.