The not genius part: he posted about it on the Internet.

What’s the capital of Africa again? I forget.

Small government, everybody!

Well, I believe her husband owns a charter school, is that good enough?

Kasich was considered “progressive” because people didn’t bother to actually research his policies.

Parts of Christmas were good, but we started freaking out every time the phone rang because it was either (1) more news about Mrs. Einstein’s mother’s descent into dementia which necessitated moving her into skilled care) or (2) Mrs. Einstein’s best friend from work going into hospice.

All we really know about anything is what Sean Hannity tells us.

That would require them to do more independent thinking that Fox News watchers typically exercise.

I’m sure some people would tell you “all of them” because they seem like the kind of people that would just fall in love with a Socialist Jew.

Extra points for him throwing in the Catholic Church.

It’s amazing that when Hillary does something, it’s proof of how terrible she is but when Trump does something similar, it’s proof that he is super smart.

Naturally.

This. I pay a bunch of taxes to fund Dubya’s wars so that’s great.

I want more stars to give them to you.

I doubt it. Denial is a helluva drug.

Because she got more votes, maybe?

TL,DR version: “because I made up a bunch of shit in my head and never bothered to check if it was true.”

Well, everyone that spoke out against him seems to be lining up to kiss his ring, that’s for sure.

I know, right? It’s like choosing between being burned alive or drowned in raw sewage.

Was he sucking up? Or was he trolling? I legitimately don’t know any more.