I’m sure they will forget to mention how many days Trump takes off.

Too bad he’s going to try to make America some sort of theocracy.

I am sure he gives literally zero fucks about who he pisses off.

I was thinking the exact same thing - he’s like a cartoon version of what a poor midwesterner thinks a rich guy looks like, why wouldn’t he also be a fat gross pig?

She probably keeps herself on one, so she doesn’t get kicked to the curb like the previous two wives.

I assume it will only make me want the revolution to come faster.

I think he truly is that self-deluded that he thinks he’s pulling it off.

I can’t say that’s a shock.

On the plus side, I haven’t been worrying as much about investing for my retirement lately. (Aside from buying extra canned goods at Costco)

Considering we send them literally billions of dollars, it kind of bizarre.

The look in that photo just screams “fuck this and fuck all of you - I just want to go home and eat McDonalds.”

So they say, but since the Trump team isn’t too big on providing any sort if financial documentation we don’t really know, do we.

I’m thinking about wearing a Camelbak filled with wine at all times starting 1/20.

I assume he will keep his personal one to skirt any rules about having the official POTUS account.

It was leaked months ago he only wants to work on Makng America Great Again (aka the stuff you mentioned plus rallies and making money) while leaving the boring work to his VP.

I used to think that Pence would be worse, what with the turning our country into The Handmaid’s Tale and all, but at least he won’t cause Armageddon over his willful stupidity and insane ranting, like Trump seems he’ll-bent on doing.

Haven’t we been saying stuff like this for the last year or so?

I’m going with the “Trump is going to do whatever the hell he wants” option.

The last two years has been an unending string of people saying that Trump Can’t Do That and then he does whatever the hell he wants.

The best (worst?) part is that they’re just going to keep destroying the same demographics in the Midwest that elected him.