“He’s getting real businessmen in there and they’ll know how to run the country, not like those Washington insiders!”

Pretty good proof the Dow Jones is kind of a bullshit metric, wouldn’t you agree?

Well, of course he’s going to keep tweeting - how else do you think we’ll hit that 2017 goal of “dead by Valentine’s Day?”

Impeachable by a Republican Congress? Yeah, that isn’t going to happen.

Republican Presidents seem to get a pass as long as the say how devout a Christian they are once in a while.

It takes some serious balls to claim the creator of the universe wrote a book telling you how to live and then blowing off the parts of it you find inconvenient.

Seeing as most Republicans in power only pretend to be Christians to get votes, Trump’s lack of faith is hardly surprising.

...and this is representative of the Trump voters I am urged to understand. Nice. I’m so glad some people can stop feeling so pressured to be “politically correct” all the time.

Yeah, they were living in a fucking bubble, all right.

“Other reasons” - all those brown people on welfare getting livers first, I assume.

They do not. Good fearmongering by the Republicans.

I admire the sentiment of “we go high” but it hasn’t worked terribly well for the last couple of decades, has it?

He’s also making people feel sorry for her, so screw that guy.

Oh, hell no. Way too old. He also doesn’t like women once they’ve had kids.

7 was basically Abrams saying, “Watch me remake A New Hope”

The only parts of the Old Testament that Christians care about are the parts that talk about hatin the gays.

...or even if there was one.

I need to save anything edible for the coming collapse of civilization anyway.

Those of us on the blue states will go it fast - the unlucky bastards in the middle will die slowly of radiation poisoning, starvation, or something else.

Oh, no. We’ll all be dead long before that.