I’m thinking about wearing a Camelbak filled with wine at all times starting 1/20.

I assume he will keep his personal one to skirt any rules about having the official POTUS account.

It was leaked months ago he only wants to work on Makng America Great Again (aka the stuff you mentioned plus rallies and making money) while leaving the boring work to his VP.

I used to think that Pence would be worse, what with the turning our country into The Handmaid’s Tale and all, but at least he won’t cause Armageddon over his willful stupidity and insane ranting, like Trump seems he’ll-bent on doing.

Haven’t we been saying stuff like this for the last year or so?

I’m going with the “Trump is going to do whatever the hell he wants” option.

The last two years has been an unending string of people saying that Trump Can’t Do That and then he does whatever the hell he wants.

The best (worst?) part is that they’re just going to keep destroying the same demographics in the Midwest that elected him.

“He’s getting real businessmen in there and they’ll know how to run the country, not like those Washington insiders!”

Pretty good proof the Dow Jones is kind of a bullshit metric, wouldn’t you agree?

Well, of course he’s going to keep tweeting - how else do you think we’ll hit that 2017 goal of “dead by Valentine’s Day?”

Impeachable by a Republican Congress? Yeah, that isn’t going to happen.

Republican Presidents seem to get a pass as long as the say how devout a Christian they are once in a while.

It takes some serious balls to claim the creator of the universe wrote a book telling you how to live and then blowing off the parts of it you find inconvenient.

Seeing as most Republicans in power only pretend to be Christians to get votes, Trump’s lack of faith is hardly surprising.

...and this is representative of the Trump voters I am urged to understand. Nice. I’m so glad some people can stop feeling so pressured to be “politically correct” all the time.

Yeah, they were living in a fucking bubble, all right.

“Other reasons” - all those brown people on welfare getting livers first, I assume.

They do not. Good fearmongering by the Republicans.

I admire the sentiment of “we go high” but it hasn’t worked terribly well for the last couple of decades, has it?