Ichiro is so awesome. Imagine if he started playing in the majors when he was 20 instead of 29. He’d have had one of the greatest careers ever.

Well that was a cool response. The video was pretty silly, but people who were outraged about girls taking selfies at a baseball game need to get a real cause.

I watched this last night and came to the conclusion these guys barely know what they are doing.

Shomegrown on VWVortex was able to explain in greater detail why these results are largely incomplete and therefore meaningless.

Yes

Yeah we have E-Check, you can pass it even though your bumper is held on with duct tape, you tires are Homer Simpsoned out, and you have rust holes so you can see whats in the trunk without opening it....

HAH E-check. They have self serve kiosks now, you just plug into your OBD II and push the butons. Basically if you don’t have a check engine light on you pass. Pointless.

I wish you were right BayCat. But in my experience, as an auto mechanic in Minnesota; more customers chose the one brake line at a time route, instead of replacing all of the rusty lines at once. My boss is ok with one at a time...I never have been, and after reading this never will replace one line and leave other…

If Novak was getting dizzy on the court from someone smoking in the stands....I want a hit of that weed.

I really miss the Bo Jackson days.

I love Bo. He could have been one of the greatest of all times in two sports had it not been for his injury. But he took it in stride and hasn’t shied away into obscurity like most would. The 30 for 30 on him was excellent.

Bo Jackson never gets his due, either as an athlete or for how he’s carried himself as a man after walking away from both games.

For me, this story is even more enhanced by the fact that classy-ass Bo Jackson came out to help Ryan out. Bo Knew Sportsmanship.

Wherever you go when you die, I want to think that Rowdy Roddy Piper walked in like this:

What I’m looking for is Miller High Life. Which, in some places, costs only $7 for a six-pack.

I imagine they’ll just have to produce a persciption.

You bring in a doctor’s note or prescription. Which means that just about every player who is currently using it is going to show up with a doctor’s note at their test. Getting an Adderall prescription is apparently one of the easiest prescriptions you can get.

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip

lol @ “large hoes to fill”

They have impossibly large hoes to fill.

That might be my favorite typo.