A lot of those have fine print that say “not a medical device”

This is a a stupid and unnecessary product that is only exploiting american parents’ anxiety and neuroses. I feel like american parents are already going crazy enough between the helicopter parenting, competitive mommying, overscheduling, and overblown anxiety and worrying about shit parents everywhere else seem to be…

Smart watches with SpO2 or heart monitoring capabilities need FDA clearance. Withings had to wait more than one fucking year for FDA approval. Samsung and Fitbit watches had features disabled when launched because they were waiting on FDA approval.

If they’re medical devices, they should be exempt from sales tax, at least in New York and New Jersey.

I can assure you that all pulse oximeters (which this is) definitely need to have FDA approval

They have, actually.

Looks interesting, but how forgiving is it control wise? As I’m getting older, it’s getting more difficult to do precision moves in games. I wouldn’t want to pick this game up and find it’s unplayable because I can’t switch fast enough between the modes.

Can we just acknowledge how incredibly cool it is to release something like this? More of this, please, from all companies. 

I don't want to miss a thing! But these slides shows don't help. 

I’d like to add that, after “seeding” my playlists with several dozen artists and a couple hundred songs, I’ve next-to-never been offered in my “taylored for you” anything I’d ever be remotely interested in, things better suited to “Despacito” or - case in point - Adele fans.

The Spotify UX people are maybe the most misguided, out of touch, frustrating, and backwards group I can think of to put out an app this onnoxious to use for a userbase that large.

As a software developer and music lover, I’d like to say fuck the upper management who ordered shuffle by default

Uh huh. So how much did you spend on ugly monkey pictures and how many of them are in this torrent.

Sure, why not, Bill. I would do Texas and Florida next. Oh, you said nuclear reactor.

That means the reactor can generate enough power for 400,000 homes, the company said in its blog post.

I believe the proper name is now “Urectum”...

My wife said the same thing just the other night.

Butt why? I don’t like to make ass.umptions. Such a rump.us here!

Someone once said its not “your anus”, but its pronounced “urine us”. I think it was R Kelly.

That’s assinine.