I’m more amazed how many of you commenters think the FDA is your buddy and is totally testing everything just because they love you. I’ve got a bridge to sell you. 

That was a lot of words to shill for the FDA. Do you work there or something? They don’t give a shit about you, dummy. They care about licensing money and compliance money. 

My comment was made late at night and didn’t have the salient points that were in my bong addled brain. I suppose this seems, to me at any rate, to be a money thing only. The FDA wants that license money, and I refuse to believe there is much if any real testing happening by them. The reason I feel that way is I have…

So, every POS fitness tracker and smartwatch has been granted this clearance? This seems like a lot of nothing. 

Perhaps Jalopnik is getting worse. This is Gizmodo, where we wallow in our leftist crapulence. 

It’s weird that some of the games will have something cool but then they don’t carry over. This isn’t even about the bugs. (right now, the one I hate the most is not being able to switch my melee keybind for some reason) Like, as much as people shit on BF1, I really enjoyed it, and the Behemoth was a great addition to…

Replying to and agreeing with you but also replying to people saying “what’s wrong with it?” Several things! The UI is abysmal, the filtering is just gross, tapping a show icon can bring up one of three different screens. I could go on and on. It’s silly how shitty the user experience is, like you said, for a platform…

I have been eagerly awaiting this. Likely my most favorite Futurama joke ever. 

lol not even available. gtfo with “notify me when it’s available” 

I’m just here for all the anus jokes. Please continue. 

Between military battles and the lengthy descriptions of clothes, (the dude loves him some clothes), I think we could get to 5 books pretty easy. 

Now every skeezy person who gets the clap is going to be all “I swear baby, I got it from the hot tub! Gizmodo says so!” 

JFC. I am so glad I decided to be a loser and not work in a logging camp. 

I should have been more clear. I am not familiar with either person other than when I have seen headlines or mentions in articles. The only time I was on Twitch was to watch a guitar player from Trivium, I can’t watch other people play games it drives me crazy.  It was born of being out of touch and lazy, nothing…

Not to show how old and out of touch I am but I did, too. I thought “pokimane” was the stage name and “Amouranth” was like her last name. 

Look, fuck this guy and ALL of that. Some of the riffs were ok, though. In fact, The Beautiful People has this lovely chunkster riff all through it that I really dig. Sadly, much like Pantera, I’ve come to a place that even when I hear the stuff I liked, I can’t help but hear it with my older and somewhat more mature…

Well, first, screw you fella because you just caused me to do a deep dive looking for an answer. Second, I don’t think they would be able to advertise a specific “MPH” at the tip for a few reasons. (just FYI I was joking around, this is semi-interesting and I’m glad I learned something) The cans of computer duster…

Obviously not for everyone, sounds like it wouldn’t really fit for your applications. I am, however, an habitual pot smoker and that shit leaves crumbs no matter how careful I am. As I type this I found a little stem stuck between the space bar and the letter B. For me, I use my 2 gallon compressor and a blower…

Ok, that was pretty funny

Roughly? October 13th 2017