My friend’s favorite term in college was “buttass”, as in “It’s buttass cold outside!”

It’s right up there with “Assbutt”.

Dude, I can’t stop laughing at “assbag.”

My husband tried to fight me that it wasn’t him

My honest answer is, I don’t know. I had a lot of great girlfriends, romantic and platonic, and it was by learning from them that gave me a vastly different understanding than the one I got growing up in a military family with older brothers. I’d say, for men, surround yourself with strong women friends and take what…

I’m with you on this!

Carbon fibre steering wheel in a car fast enough to induce sweaty palms?

That’s what I meant by her proving your point. You made a sincere comment explaining an opposing viewpoint and she completely dismissed it with a bitchy comment. God forbid her narrative gets ruined by actual facts.

“Do you want a cookie” is maybe the lamest stupidest jezebel meme out there. Dude isn’t asking for cookies. If you can’t understand why he feels a need to state “I’m not a racist” on this site of all places, then you have serious problem with reading comprehension and communication in general.

But would you be happier if he were racist? What is the point of anything if being good or bad is equated equally, i.e. “all blank people are so and so” then, “but I never hae been or tried to etc” which leads to a patronizing “you wanna cookie?” How is any blanket racist statement against an entire race any more or…

White people stereotypes are heavily encouraged on Gawker. Ethnic stereotyping makes you worse than Hitler. Somehow, that is supposed to lead us into being a more enlightened society.

go take some of the implicit bias tests. It might shock you. It’s hard to link with my phone, so google it. We all absorb our culture.

I’m not representing myself with a fucking hashtag, but if you’re judging all white people as being exactly the same you’re part of the problem too...

I was thinking the same thing, and then I remembered how shitty it was to be on the receiving end of violence in high school. In high school, if someone punches you in the face and you hit them back, you’re basically just as at fault as they are. It doesn’t make any fucking sense, but self-defense usually doesn’t work…

I was at a Tigers game that rained out a few years ago with my son. Running to the car we noticed there was a show at the Fillmore across the street and decided to tryn hustle some cheap tickets if possible. Mainly to get out of the rain, we scored a pair of Snow Patrol tickets for $17 (I'd never even heard of them).…

You shut your mouth about Uncle Jimbo!

A terrible game?! Come say that to my face! 😡😤

With respect, those are the ‘heads up’ seats. You watch every play because it’s dangerous not to.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Bart Simpson's REAL birthday is April 20th. I only remember because there was an episode where Homer says the only way he remember's Bart's birthday is because it is the same as Adolph Hitler's birthday. I always remembered because my father's birthday is also April 20th.