Jebus. This dude was clearly building toward something. Glad they caught him before he killed someone. Can we at least give him minor credit for the car contraptions? Who among us hasn’t fantasized about dropping some ball bearings or a smoke cloud, a la Spy Hunter, on some tail gating jack wagon?

At the time it definitely wasn’t but I can laugh about it now. For a solid 30 seconds the certainty of death was on me.

Fun Friday the 13th story:

I almost mentioned it as the song they won with but felt like I had already exceeded my nerd allotment.

Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey was and is still an amazing soundtrack, too. If for no other reasons than Primus is actually in the movie for a minute as themselves playing Tommy the Cat, (and losing to B&T in the battle of the bands), and Faith No More’s contribution of The Perfect Crime. I’ll even include Joe…

Even more surprising to me was that it had been a couple decades since I had seen it. Usually anything that old I have filtered through nostalgia pretty heavily and it never has the same effect. (Quantum Leap, I’m looking firmly at you) But Tank Girl was a blast, all over again.

I can’t remember the exact wording here so forgive me, but I saw a meme the other day that said something along the lines of “rape is the only crime where we use the argument that the temptation to commit the crime was too hard to resist as a defense. For everything else we call that a confession”

I just rewatched it a few weeks ago and it still totally holds up.

Some people might think you’re kidding but I have several Canadian friends on FB that were posting stuff like “yeaaaaaaaaaaaah motherfucker!” (Google translated from Canadian to American)

As a Broncos fan who will have to suffer through Joe FUCKING Flacco, I have enjoyed every second of this.

I snotted on myself, I hate you. Take your star and go away.

Just seems like slavery with extra steps.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ZsSBoRP0Gwi8W2Y/html5

Six counts of murder and three of voluntary manslaughter. I mean, three people were killed and if he did it then he should get life but he killed three people and we’re charging him with basically nine deaths. If that’s not fucking stupid then I guess I don’t know what stupid is.

It’s the prequel to Friends.

This thing is super cool, never seen one before. I clicked through to the CL ad and maaaaan, gimme a call when you get that paperwork sorted out. That shit is no joke.

3? Wow, I could do 2 but more than that and I would need a nap.

Well I am a grey so I was hoping that if you replied someone might answer us haha

I have seen Mr Al over twenty times in concert. It has never ever ever been even just a decent show, every one is a full on experience. I love him.

Correct, he DOES, but he doesn’t HAVE to.