Legit question, could you make that and have it fall under parody? Different medium but Weird Al doesn’t HAVE to ask permission to parody someone’s song so if you made a game that parodied every game would you be clear? I ask because I would play the shit out of “Copyright Infringement Adventures.”

Also, aren’t these batteries susceptible to temperature variation? Living in Ohio, not even that extreme in temperatures, I remember a few times the bus got bogged down or stuck in traffic for more than an hour. Would these degraded batteries be able to handle climate control for extended periods?

Wow you really didn’t under sell it. What a couple of joy less fucks.

As a lifetime Ohio resident and Broncos fan this is conflicting. I never want people in Shitsburgh to be happy but I love seeing the bullshit coming out of Raider land.

My very first match I dropped out of the ring and ran in as it closed. I came up on some buildings and saw 4 people all looting bodies and no one was fighting. I was pretty stoned so I thought they would start but they didn’t, they all just ran off together. Same thing the next two rounds and then I stopped trying.

Literally every sport could use relegation.

Thanks, btw, I had never heard of this thing and was all set to Google it. Absolutely hysterical, I wish I had heard of it when it came out.

Somehow, in my obviously sheltered life, I completely missed this device or it’s cohorts. This is fucking gold, and I am really sad I am so late to the party.

I live in Columbus and have been surrounded by Brownies fans my entire life. I never really care too much about them or the Bungles but this off season has totally felt different. Like, Browns fans are usually all about “we’re the best” even when they’re shit but they seem truly hopeful this year.

I live in Ohio and just assumed it was here tbh

I’ve lived in Columbus, OH my entire life but have been a Broncos fan since I was 8. This was a lot of fun to read, thanks for putting it to paper.

There is so much truth in this comment. A couple of months ago I started playing Overwatch, (having literally never watched game play before while also, no kidding, thinking it was a MOBA), and with the exception of basically one friend everyone shits on me for not knowing every hero’s abilities, their audio clues for…

I don’t disagree with your central point at all but kickers are always kicking into the net on the sideline, especially before they go out for a big kick.

Talk about smoke signaling

I would love to defend my fellow Columbus residing OSU fans but we’re still mad this guy likes Big City Life more than Cows and Meth Fridays at the arena.

Truly a gold mine

Electronic umpires can’t come fast enough

My opinion, since I don’t know the man personally, but he seems to have the not unique cocktail of: white privilege, mental illness, and money.

No kidding when I first heard this guy’s name years ago I legit thought it was fake and that the writer was making a joke about him not blocking or something. It was probably at least a year before I realized it was his real name haha

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard. Maybe because I’ve gotten these but damn, this caught me off guard.