Legit question, could you make that and have it fall under parody? Different medium but Weird Al doesn’t HAVE to ask permission to parody someone’s song so if you made a game that parodied every game would you be clear? I ask because I would play the shit out of “Copyright Infringement Adventures.”

Also, aren’t these batteries susceptible to temperature variation? Living in Ohio, not even that extreme in temperatures, I remember a few times the bus got bogged down or stuck in traffic for more than an hour. Would these degraded batteries be able to handle climate control for extended periods?

First thing I thought of, too. I bet they have to check those fairly often and it’s pretty routine. “Oh another failed face scan, I bet they had their eyes clos...Holy shit.”

Wow you really didn’t under sell it. What a couple of joy less fucks.

When I first watched the GIF I was like “oh it’ll change shape and only look like a swastika for a second cause no way does it look like that all the time...”

As a lifetime Ohio resident and Broncos fan this is conflicting. I never want people in Shitsburgh to be happy but I love seeing the bullshit coming out of Raider land.

Yeah not sure why it’s so hard to understand this. Lots of comments assuming Trump had something to do with it. Automation literally means it happens without human intervention. Equipment meant to listen for those tones kick into gear and start sending alerts to first responders and the like.

My very first match I dropped out of the ring and ran in as it closed. I came up on some buildings and saw 4 people all looting bodies and no one was fighting. I was pretty stoned so I thought they would start but they didn’t, they all just ran off together. Same thing the next two rounds and then I stopped trying.

I mean, in the strictest sense yes, he was littering. Maybe a smidge of trespassing. But I wouldn’t even be mad if this happened to me, as long as I had the video to laugh at, at any rate.

Literally every sport could use relegation.

Found the Apple employee

Thanks, btw, I had never heard of this thing and was all set to Google it. Absolutely hysterical, I wish I had heard of it when it came out.

Somehow, in my obviously sheltered life, I completely missed this device or it’s cohorts. This is fucking gold, and I am really sad I am so late to the party.

I live in Columbus and have been surrounded by Brownies fans my entire life. I never really care too much about them or the Bungles but this off season has totally felt different. Like, Browns fans are usually all about “we’re the best” even when they’re shit but they seem truly hopeful this year.

I live in Ohio and just assumed it was here tbh

I’ve lived in Columbus, OH my entire life but have been a Broncos fan since I was 8. This was a lot of fun to read, thanks for putting it to paper.

I would dispute that from the scene in the hospital where he sparkle dies or whatever. The Doctor is absolutely saying good bye to a dear friend.

RIP super_sniper_360_noscope69_blazeit420@hotmail

Ok, sure, you’re right buuuuuuut.... They never said he didn’t age, just that he was immortal and he really wasn’t because we saw him...I dunno, evaporate? Go to sparkle heaven? But he definitely changed. I mean he went from being a hunky leather jacket wearing guy to a head in a jar.

Me, too! It has ‘420' in the email so I got a different one  many many years ago so as to appear more grownup but I still check it once a year or so. It’s a gold mine of hilarity and boner pill ads.