I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard. Maybe because I’ve gotten these but damn, this caught me off guard.

If only that kid had a thumb

I always loved the Hefty Lefty.

Stan. Cartman just wanted to be on TV.

While I hesitate to celebrate the proof of God’s existence, I struggle to dislike the results you suggest.

That’s brutal, dude. I don’t really travel but I had a mild panic attack just thinking about being stuck somewhere foreign to me without knowing how to get anywhere.

Totally, but I literally ran out of space for physical books and I don’t like borrowing them because I am a dog ear-ing son of a bitch lol.

I have heard that books can be edited after the fact and that does bother me quite a bit.

Bizarre, I missed hearing about that

I imagine I will investigate this. I read a lot and when I finally got an e-reader I fully embraced the lazy aspect of never having to do anything lol, kind of like just putting a book on the shelf and forgetting about it for a few years until you want to read it again.

Man, I have been to so many of those family functions and my heart and stomach dropped just reading your comment. I feel you, brother. You’re not alone, and I know how hard it can be to shut the fuck up and just get out with your teeth.

If he turns out to be a Muslim we will have achieved a perfect trifecta of hate. It could punch a hole in the Universe, and I’m cool with that.

Damn. I hope Kindle never does this, I would get super sad. It took years for me to finally pull the trigger on an e-reader and I’ve amassed quite the digital pile of books. Hopefully they’re too big to fail, at least until I die.

Shut up and take my money.gif cause holy shit I would risk blindness and multiple tiny scorch marks on my body for a disco ball style array in the back yard.

+1 always modded my game to have the right name

Couldn’t the refs have gotten some poo scraping from under Kanella’s toenail and have it analyzed by the best labs in the country? I mean if they didn’t want to go full CSI they could have lined all the refs up to sniff the offending toe and vote if it smelled enough like poop to deduct the point. Then, of course,…

Well you’re not in the grey so I don’t feel bad responding: Holy shit are you ever a poster child for needing better education standards in the US. Also, go fuck yourself. :D

Also willing to bet Google didn’t get shut down romantically by her.

From the 18 second mark to the 24 second mark is amazing and I watched it about 20 times. Dude is down, like way down. He isn’t listening to his brother, he isn’t paying attention to the people in the room and has his friends literally on top of him before he even knew what was going on. You can tell because the video…

Bluejackets fan and I was glad to see not only a first time SC winner but anyone but fucking Boston and that loser douche machine Marchand.