Did she get the little girl’s autograph? The sound is all messed up for me but it looked like she was adorably printing her autograph for the player and I kind of broke a little.

There’s a commercial jingle for Marathon, (I think), gas stations that includes the line “With a full tank of freedom...” that is regularly played on the radio. It has always struck me as the most hill billy, redneck, mouth breathing line in any commercial. Like, they totally make it clear who they’re marketing to…

I’m knot dignifying this with a response

And for free? That’s stupid, you’re stupid.

I mean you nailed it with your original comment. Dude is a super star and plays like a low ice time fourth line goon. I haven’t seen yet but I would be surprised if they even fine him. The NHL has been pretty clear on punishing results and Scott Harrington wasn’t injured and the play was over. I think ultimately what…

Starring you for being a reasonable B’s fan. All I ever hear is “If YOUR team had him you would love him.” No. Some minor goonery is always fun but BM takes it to another level sometimes. How many other athletes in any other sport have had their league go out of the way to tell them to stop licking people? There’s…

I was at the game they introduced Boomer. I was there with my 8 year old son and my step dad. Boomer comes out and my step dad and I just look at each other...”Is..is that a cock and balls?” I asked? “I thought it was a bong” He responded.

Great first game! Lifetime Cbus resident and I’ve been to a ton of Jackets games over the years. I’ve been to some crazy ones, the 10 goal MANGLING of Montreal, (which was the first time I ever saw the fans, myself included, get flat out GREEDY. Once it was 9-0 the chants went from CBJ to WE WANT 10! And they fucking…

Me, too man! This was an amazing night for the city for sure. I don’t even know how to feel right now.

You have a Cup and a Super Bowl, both somewhat recent, and it’s warm all the time. You know what? Fuck you, pal. 

My usual thoughts on golf: golf is boring and stupid

Dude, I live in Columbus and had no idea. Literally 20 seconds before I read this I would have said I loved Nick. Now? Fuck him. He can hammer that MAGA drum right up his ass.

You aren’t wrong but I fall victim to Columbus, Ohio pride which is apparently a Thing. I have lived here my entire life and always feel compelled to defend Columbus. Not long ago I saw a study that placed Ohio residents as having the most state pride in the nation, and when I gave it some thought it made sense. I…

I live in German Village and have walked to many games over the years. I love it here.

It’s popular to crap on Ohio. Not entirely sure why.

I do, too. I’m downtown, right near the arena. I bet the DS writers would be surprised to learn there isn’t a single cow in the arena district.

As one of the few CBJ fans to come here, I love all the backhanded “compliments” Deadspin throws Ohio’s way.

Goddamn it. That’s really funny

So, in all of these articles, yours is the first comment I’ve seen to point that out.

You missed the Christmas spices part. Like nutmeg and shit. It’s horrendous.