When I was growing up my dad was a cop, and he used to tell me to announce whatever you were doing, that the cop asked you to do, out loud. So if they told you to get out of the car, (like you said there are lots of steps there and any one of them could lead you to getting shot because cops like to shoot people), you…

I mean, you could be right in the sense that I just never really heard what he was saying when he was saying it. Like with Madden and his “BOOMS” and stuff maybe I was distracted by Don’s clothes and as I got older I started paying more attention. Don’t misunderstand, I don’t think DC needs to be sent out to pasture…

Ok, yes, I have seen him jabber his jibs some but not to this extent. For me it’s the whole respect thing he brings up. As if they are “making fun” of the other team. I just don’t see it. I used to really like DC but he’s kind of become John Madden for me as I’ve gotten older. The more I actually listen to him, the…

I know I’m gray and will likely remain as such, but I hope you at least read this. I agree 100%. In elementary school, I think 4th or 5th grade, a couple of girls came in about 20 mins late saying a man had tried to abduct them. There were lots of “weird” details about the guy, had one painted fingernail, two…

Exactly. Cherry doesn’t realize that it’s stuff like this that gets kids that might have thought hockey was boring to at least pay attention. I’ve never heard him run his gob about players going on one knee and sliding past the visiting bench acting up after a goal, so why would it matter when they’ve already left the…

I was ready with my “this is so stupid” comment but after about 13 seconds of thinking about it, I really want one. My kids no longer fear a Nerf dart but if I can convince them I filled the reservoir with my actual spit, I believe the tides of war have shifted in my favor.

I think what surprises me is that people take it so lightly. I spent a few summers with my grandpa in the high desert in SOCAL, in Aguanga, and you could juuuuust see the Palomar observatory dome between some mountains/hills. One year my grandpa came running into the house to tell me it was RAINING AND I HAD TO COME…

So, short story and I will try to be brief.

Yeah, and that’s where we usually get shouted down isn’t it? We get yelled at about history and tradition and all that but can’t we say we appreciate the absolute gonzo nature of these people’s athletic prowess but would prefer to see it in a less exploitative and destructive way? It’s received as if we took shits all…

I watch that and think, “yeah, I would probably come out of that pile and just chuck it into the stands.”

A year or so ago I bought an expensive, for me anyway, 64GB USB drive. It was my “good one”, you know? I used it maybe a handful of times and lost it. About three months ago, I get my one pair of jeans that don’t have paint or welding burns on them out to go to my girlfriend’s dad’s birthday party and found the USB…

The dude is a trolly contrarian who believes if there isn’t video evidence, it’s not true.

Right? Like, statistically there has to be at least one.

I feel particularly qualified on this subject.

When even a video makes your stomach drop...

I LOVE it. All these coasters and hipsters think we’re a cow town that just watches football. Let them continue! Every time they realize how much better it is here than wherever they are from, they move here and open some kind of gluten free carrot stick shop that goes out of business in a week.

I liked Cast A Deadly Spell, it had a lot of the right feel. But for the most part, the Lovecraft universe isn’t well represented.

That is truly impressive. Makes me wish I had learned a craft other than smoking weed and playing video games.

Dude, I have this cool local hardware store red baseball hat that I got right as this ass hat did his whole MAGA bit. I wore it once and got several double takes in one day...Now it just judges me from the closet.

I don’t know what that GIF is from but it looks like the dude in the back kicks a ball toward that goal like “YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!”