No, thank you.

Mmmm love that LQ1...

"Harry, you're alive!

TIMECROWAVE!

Damned good, sir.

"Why was I dressed as Hitler?"

"...BALLS!"

Nobody else cares how atrocious the back of the cab looks?

HOLY FUCK AOTD!?!?!

Also, "Comment of the Day" should be renamed "Musing o' the Moment."

Mission poster, in the style of Star Trek.

Oh please, Matt. You're obviously just ripping off Car and Driver's new "Does this car have a better ass than Pippa Garner?" feature.

Dammit, Mike, how many times do you have to tell us it's NOT ok to hack road signs? We get it. "Zombies Ahead" isn't funny.

Honestly, I'm surprised it took THIS long.

"Bumblebees and cars? And you people call me unoriginal..."

Subtle.

NOOOOOO! GET OFF THAT POOR THUNDERBIRD YOU BITCH!!!!

Look, take what I'm about to tell you, and don't you DARE read anything into it.

Wait... Didn't UnlimitedRevs and 900 Turbo win?