Oh no, that fucking picture has escaped Oppo...

This is true.

SPIEGEL!

Thunderbird Turbo Coupe.

I'm not saying anything here that hasn't been said elsewhere in the story, but I'm saying it anyway: the only time this has been successfully accomplished is with Rusty Slammington. A rusted, beat-up Camaro with a windshield decal is nothing new, guys. Doing it to a new one is even dumber.

The ghost of Colin Chapman lives on.

First-gen Grand Prix GTP rims. Modeled after wheels from the actual GTP racing series, they were an inch wider than any other rim you could get on those cars.

GM V8-6-4.

Two chicks at the same time, man.

...asshat truck driver thinks he can hold the car up with his bare hands.

Yup. Call it a Thunderbird.

Ever started a little project that just kept snowballing until you woke up one day and realized you'd replaced every single part?

With how flattened that car looks, I think they're working on a GT30.