There was a SAC base thirty miles from here. It closed in 1995, but I still wonder if it was ever taken off Russia’s list. I entered it in one of those nuclear bomb simulation maps, and the fallout would head straight at me.

As a Yooper, just grab anything with four wheel drive and scrap it in spring.

This is me. Every. Single. Word.

It’s not fucking banned, they took it down, you racist cunt.

1989 Yamaha XV750

How many manifestos/relaunches does this make, now? Three or four in as many years?

You quickly learn to grab the top corner of the frame to pull the doors open, not the handles. Every winter, my door would freeze shut and I’d snap two or three of them.

Naw, those were the Dexcool cars. This one should still be legit.

Looks like a gibson, up.

Well played.

I noticed they seemed to be enjoying a Wednesday off.

They started calling it "DOHC" in 1994.

I can't wrap my brain around this. I repair my vehicles because I simply cannot afford to pay someone else to. Lack of time, no garage, inadequate tools... no, if I don't get this thing fixed, myself, I'll be without a car. Brakes are shot? Eighty dollars in pads and rotors versus several hundred at a shop. Starter…

Jean Kay's.

If the cooks are using all the burners at work, I'll use the hot water tap on the coffee maker in a pinch. Plenty hot enough to quickly dissolve the granulated sugar (stir with a bar spoon; shaking just gets hot syrup all over the place), and not using a pot keeps dish happy.

Charges via Lightning cable, right?

For a moment I was confused if that was the same sniper, but when I saw the #1 Sniper (as opposed to the #2 cup the blue sniper had earlier) coffee cup, I figured it out.

Jim Cook is Gawker's resident graphic artist.

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