Oh please, Matt. You're obviously just ripping off Car and Driver's new "Does this car have a better ass than Pippa Garner?" feature.

Dammit, Mike, how many times do you have to tell us it's NOT ok to hack road signs? We get it. "Zombies Ahead" isn't funny.

Honestly, I'm surprised it took THIS long.

"Bumblebees and cars? And you people call me unoriginal..."

Subtle.

NOOOOOO! GET OFF THAT POOR THUNDERBIRD YOU BITCH!!!!

Look, take what I'm about to tell you, and don't you DARE read anything into it.

Wait... Didn't UnlimitedRevs and 900 Turbo win?

Oh no, that fucking picture has escaped Oppo...

This is true.

SPIEGEL!

Thunderbird Turbo Coupe.