I'm not saying anything here that hasn't been said elsewhere in the story, but I'm saying it anyway: the only time this has been successfully accomplished is with Rusty Slammington. A rusted, beat-up Camaro with a windshield decal is nothing new, guys. Doing it to a new one is even dumber.

The ghost of Colin Chapman lives on.

First-gen Grand Prix GTP rims. Modeled after wheels from the actual GTP racing series, they were an inch wider than any other rim you could get on those cars.

GM V8-6-4.

Two chicks at the same time, man.

...asshat truck driver thinks he can hold the car up with his bare hands.

Yup. Call it a Thunderbird.

Ever started a little project that just kept snowballing until you woke up one day and realized you'd replaced every single part?

With how flattened that car looks, I think they're working on a GT30.

I know what you mean. Those drawings look like when your TV stretches standard-def into widescreen.

"Black Beast."

Hey now, who better to design a modern Ford GT than the guy who designed the modern Ford GT?

I forgot he's six-five. Makes the spare tire all the more impressive, really.

Should Ford leave the past behind...?

Jesus, thanks for showing me what I'll look like in thirty years.

Apparently he doesn't live and die by his screen name.

Yep.

Re-tweet Khan and Carry On.

He's been trolling us since he posted that Lifehacker article that said washing your car will give you better mileage.

Sometimes I think Ray crossposts automotive articles from Lifehacker or Gizmodo just to give the Jalops a chuckle.