So this isn't even Freiburger's car? Who the hell cares, then?

Not bad, until they opened the dump valves on the exhaust. Then...

Bullshit. Last time I was offered cake after solving a problem, well, it didn't really turn out well.

I'd take any '95 'Bird over something like an Eldorado. Had a time-bomb 3.8L in my '95 (see, that's what makes my screen name IRONIC), but I still loved the car and the '94-'95s had the best combination of interior ergonomics and front fascia.

Almost as adorable as those creepy bastards that set up shop in the mouths of fish.

Yup. But GM trademarked "Chevelle" right around that time so they had to change the name. I saw this on Power Tour '04. I know it looks gross in photos, but in person?

Lincoln Mk VIII. Instead of just rebadging a Thunderbird/Cougar (as a modern day Lincoln engineer might do), they modified the shit out of the entire platform (to the point where it had its own designation) and built an entirely new car. The interior feels like they wrapped the entire dashboard around the driver, like…

One could argue it was just as Jalop as a Vette.

1994 Pontiac Grand Prix SE (sedan): Everything.

Even if you guys don't decide to go with that format, can you at least leave it running, like Canadian Jalopnik?

Remember in that Top Gear episode, where Hammond is trying to get his Challenger to lay rubber and can't?

Well played.

ZING!

I have every respect for animal life. I just don't ever value it more than human life. The kid's a fucking psycho, but he shouldn't have his life ruined because he ran over four ducks.

The similarity to modern "dumbfucks on public roads" YouTube videos is staggering.

There's an argument about this on my local news page. The vegans are calling for more jail time. Retarded.

@sirbasilfawlty: You win.