I am a drunk uncle except I am the sane one in a family with too many trumpists. I was avoiding their superspreader events BEFORE the trumpvirus was an actual plague.

Prue: This Jewish food cooked by actual Jewish people isn’t as good as one made by some white guy in Britain.

For sure - test drives can be very important. When I bought my GTI, that was the only reason I went to the dealer. I wanted to try the base, Sport, SE, and R, and see which one I liked best (Sport). No hassles at all, but then again I drove up in an M235i that I was looking to trade... Everything else was done via…

What makes it a supertruck? I don’t see a cape.

4th:Lithium ion fires are are not like traditional fires. Fire departments, especially in rural areas, aren’t trained or equipped to deal with them. They will also reignite days later. 

Not a huge fan of the police, but you just don’t wait out someone who is hanging out in a ceiling with potentially a couple of days worth of food. Are you seriously going to have the store closed, the workers not working, and cops working around the clock until this guy decides to come down?  Grow up

Those only make sense with properly trained dogs. That’s not typical in the US. In the US they are trained to be more aggressive if the victim cries out in pain. The intention is to maim the person, though they aren’t particular and have maimed a number of innocent people and even pets, while refusing commands to…

This helps them add on “resisting arrest” and “assault on an officer” since almost everyone wont just lay there and let a dog eat them. 

Bonus for using the word isthmus in the context of a hot dog.

COTD!

Ok ya got me.That was super funny

Haha! Granted, I assumed he’d be waiting till the weather warms up a bit. The Pinery/Grand Bend in the summer is shear paradise! ;)

Chipmunks are fucking assholes. One year I sprouted tomato plant seedlings under glass and transplanted them to a raised bed once they were viable. Fucking chipmunks ate them down to the root within a week, leaving holes in the soil. They’re pests, cute or not.

1. was excited to discover recipes for cooking sweet, tasty chipmunk.

No. 99% of spiders leave humans alone, they are incredibly useful. Had a massive carpenter ant infestation in my home (hundreds of the giant damn things chewing apart the wood in my house). Introduced a few spiders from my backyard into the house, within a couple weeks virtually all the ants were dead, gobbled up or…

Dude needs to keep the Rondo for his daughter and get himself something new. 2008 cars were plenty safe and the Rondo is plenty ugly, so no concerns if she enhances its appearance by cutting it a bit too close in a parking garage.

Counterpoint: purchase a small pleasure craft- like a 20 foot 3 man sailboat or something. Make sure to bring a cooler of beers, a bad Hawaiian shirt, aviator sunglasses, one of the obnoxious straw panama hats, blast some Jimmy Buffet, the works. The idea here is to feign being a recreational boater. If you’re going…

No no, please. Americans don’t apologize, we do. It’s the way of the world.

Not nearly enough time with the dogs!

Boy I hate the Bachelor(&ette) but boy I love this column. Welcome back!!!