Man, fuck that cop. And he’s back on the job? I hope the victim’s family sues him and the city into oblivion.

I know you’re new here but you gotta do better than this.

Politer for sure, but safer? This is pure theater if you’re going to be drinking that drink indoors anyway. If you’re unsure about the virus level of your aerosols or don’t want to risk being exposed to those of others, stay home.

Once again the age old lesson bites someone in the ass: No title? No cash transfers hands.

Imagine a Gizmodo writer slipping up on something as simple as that while they try and attack something.

He talks about what he likes to eat on ALL of his shows. He has a show literally dedicated to people cooking at his house.  This is no mystery.

Writing lists about lists based on an increasingly irrelevant content aggregator from the mid 2000s. What’s going on guys?

Hey people who don’t use our product. To make sure you aren’t being stalked by our product please download this software we made. Don’t forget to allow the program to use your location, otherwise it wont work right.

Yeah, it’s disappointing their special color is apparently some kind of beige. It’s not a Toyota, FFS.

Gold penis ring? Yeah, no way this was an “accident”. Dude’s an exhibitionist, and felt the need to rope some unwilling, underpaid service worker into his kink.

I’m not sure there’s ever been a turbocharged AWD car that interests me less. Way to turn your once-storied car into a Camry for the youths Subaru!

Yeah, so I used to work at that dealership, I interacted with all three of those people, and I’m not surprised.

The overworked AI’s message to parents after the first week:

Let’s hope those roving bands of misanthropes aren’t armed with ball bearings.

Wouldn’t “post-apocalyptic technology” be… a rock?

The only reason I would personally buy a car from Carvana would be if I was ordering my wife a new minivan. It will be a Sienna or Odyssey. We’ve owned both. It’s not going to be a wildly different driving experience from one generation to another. It’s just a minivan. Pick a color and have it show up at your house in…

What matters most when buying any sort of performance car is how fast a professional driver can get it around a track in a country I’ll never visit.

Of course we should remember that that this wouldn’t have happened in a Tesla. It would have caught fire first.

“North Carolina was the last state to secede in the Civil War, and there’s zero historic precedent for this stupid, shitty flag.”

#SrirachaOrGTFO