There are people who come by and spit, yell, stick their hands in people’s food, discharging fecal matter right by where people are trying to eat.

I would also assume both Broncos can fly by simply throwing themselves at the ground and missing.

That is why it made me smile. I have read them all at least 30 times.

@carlovs, yes.

“hung in the air much the same way that bricks don’t.”
I mean, I can’t star the author, but this absolutely made my day.

And like that I just imagined a chicharones and jalapeño pie with a queso asadero, colby jack cheese blend.

Fried eggplant is your friend:

Those fried onion strings are also a great addition to sandwiches and tacos. 

We should ask the Scots, they dip a pizza in batter and deep fry the whole thing.

Update, 3:37pm—Epic tweets that it has “filed legal papers in response to Apple.”

I’d be in favor of that strategy, and also be in favor of contributing to a GoFundMe for their attorney’s fees and court costs, which would be substantial -- especially for people who’re there bc they’re not getting paid what they’re worth.

There’s your problem right there. When did we start taking the government of China, especially when it comes to issues involving trade, to be a credible source? They wanted Canadian fishermen to declare their product ‘virus free’ as well. Seriously, fuck china.

I hope Cadillac’s ambitions for its electric program are modest. Tesla sold about as many cars globally last year as the Chevy Equinox sold in the U.S. alone.

I absolutely detest anyone who slaps badges on a car that does not have the goods. Motor swap? OK, put the AMG tags on. 3.2L stock motor? Fuck off.

Does the owner honestly think the best part about an AMG wagon is the slight exterior tweaks? Like this whole website is just really about that AeroLyfe and could take or leave the extra 200+ hp from the proper engine?

You’re clearly not a regular reader. And the fact that you got 7 stars for a completely wrong statement is giving me the strong sense that weaponized paid trolls have been aimed at Jalopnik.

‘Authenticity’ in food is bullshit anyway. The history of humanity since the beginning has been movement across the globe, and with it the mixing of cultures and ideas and flora and fauna. So basically all food is fusion.

I mean come on — you didn’t know that Mandarin was a spoken language rather than a written one, apparently changed a contributor’s work to reflect that ignorance (in a comment about cultural ignorance at that), and now this?

I think it’s Czech, technically. 

As a former from-new owner of a Mini (although mine was from the following generation), these things will always be crack pipe at any price. Mini’s will forever be one of the biggest heartbreaks in the automotive world, cool looking little cars that are fantastic to drive and have interesting interiors but will all…

This whole name change is CP.